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[STMO123]

You've all been chirping on for days now about finishing for the hols and how made up you were. Well, you're all bored shitless already.
If you'd have asked. I could have told you that having time off, in the middle of winter, surrounded by your family is sh*te.

Merry Christmas.

[miggy]

You've all been chirping on for days now about finishing for the hols and how made up you were. Well, you're all bored shitless already.
If you'd have asked. I could have told you that having time off, in the middle of winter, surrounded by your family is sh*te.

Merry Christmas.

I aint off mate, back in on Monday off xmas day and back to normal on boxing day

[Chopsdad]

Merry Christmas

I'll be watching you on the TV soon with your buddies, Bob Marley, and the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future........

[STMO123]

Merry Christmas

I'll be watching you on the TV soon with your buddies, Bob Marley, and the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future........

Scrooge I aint Mark, ask my bank manager.

[miggy]

Merry Christmas

I'll be watching you on the TV soon with your buddies, Bob Marley, and the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future........

good reggie music

[Chopsdad]

Merry Christmas

I'll be watching you on the TV soon with your buddies, Bob Marley, and the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future........

Scrooge I aint Mark, ask my bank manager.

I am your Bank Manager  

[STMO123]

Merry Christmas

I'll be watching you on the TV soon with your buddies, Bob Marley, and the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future........

Scrooge I aint Mark, ask my bank manager.

I am your Bank Manager  

I'm sitting in front of my bank manager. I never go near humans, nasty pieces of work.

[Chopsdad]

Merry Christmas

I'll be watching you on the TV soon with your buddies, Bob Marley, and the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future........

Scrooge I aint Mark, ask my bank manager.

I am your Bank Manager  

I'm sitting in front of my bank manager. I never go near humans, nasty pieces of work.

I never said I was human - I'm a Bank Manager remember  

[STMO123]

Merry Christmas

I'll be watching you on the TV soon with your buddies, Bob Marley, and the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future........

Scrooge I aint Mark, ask my bank manager.

I am your Bank Manager  

I'm sitting in front of my bank manager. I never go near humans, nasty pieces of work.

I never said I was human - I'm a Bank Manager remember  

A little tale about a bank manager. When my wife Maureen finished uni in 1993 she applied for a graduate loan and was given it over the phone. Her best mate Clare also asked, but was invited in for a chat as her account history was not the best.
When the manager had been through a few things with her, he asked how much she would like to borrow and she cooly said "£7000 please"
He blurted out "oppsing hell!!"

Ther was a long pause and realising what he had said he had to agree to the loan

There's a moral there somewhere.

[STMO123]

As a footnote, she bought herself a brand new corsa, and still had it 12 years later.

[Chopsdad]

Funny I told a guy today to "Stop wasting my time and get out of my Bank, if I've told you once I've told you three times - NO I wont give you your charges back.....oh, and have a Happy Christmas

[STMO123]

Funny I told a guy today to "Stop wasting my time and get out of my Bank, if I've told you once I've told you three times - NO I wont give you your charges back.....oh, and have a Happy Christmas

Yes...but no f's or off's, I think that's a bit different.




(I've never paid any bank charges )

[miggy]

Funny I told a guy today to "Stop wasting my time and get out of my Bank, if I've told you once I've told you three times - NO I wont give you your charges back.....oh, and have a Happy Christmas

i am with a well know building society, i have been with them for 22 years, i only use it to pay DDs, i transfer money each month for them, 3 months ago i transfered the wrong amount and one of my DDs went unpaid, they charged me over £30.00 for the returned DD.

I called the branch and told them my error but they would not return my charges even though i pointed out to them i had been with them for 22 years with never once being low on funds.

I thought that they would have given me them back after all the loyalty over the years.

Least to say the account is now closed.  

[STMO123]

Funny I told a guy today to "Stop wasting my time and get out of my Bank, if I've told you once I've told you three times - NO I wont give you your charges back.....oh, and have a Happy Christmas

i am with a well know building society, i have been with them for 22 years, i only use it to pay DDs, i transfer money each month for them, 3 months ago i transfered the wrong amount and one of my DDs went unpaid, they charged me over £30.00 for the returned DD.

I called the branch and told them my error but they would not return my charges even though i pointed out to them i had been with them for 22 years with never once being low on funds.

I thought that they would have given me them back after all the loyalty over the years.

Least to say the account is now closed.  

You didn't put the funds in to cover the DD, it's your own fault dimbo

[Chopsdad]

Funny I told a guy today to "Stop wasting my time and get out of my Bank, if I've told you once I've told you three times - NO I wont give you your charges back.....oh, and have a Happy Christmas

Yes...but no f's or off's, I think that's a bit different.

(I've never paid any bank charges )

Not out loud, no, but he got the message.  There was a scandal last year in the press that two men came in to open an account and a file was left within reach when the staff member left the room - it read something along the lines of "Appointment at 2pm for those two benders from Warrington, backs against the wall".................that cost a bit of copensation iirc  

Never paid bank charges - GOOD - nobody should.  Branches don't benefit from the revenue but we get the hassle for it - and the buck stops with me. What fun.  :-/