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FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« on: 19 January 2008, 17:43:35 »

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

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Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)

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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #1 on: 19 January 2008, 17:54:14 »
The question is; Just whom is divorcing whom??

Is it the husband for finding his wife working in a brothel? Or is it the wife for seeing her husband going there as a customer?

 :-? :-? :-?
« Last Edit: 19 January 2008, 17:54:36 by martin_saint »
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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #2 on: 19 January 2008, 17:54:40 »
 :o :o :o
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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #3 on: 19 January 2008, 17:56:55 »
Imagine that..............seeing your wife there ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #4 on: 19 January 2008, 17:57:09 »
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The question is; Just whom is divorcing whom??

Is it the husband for finding his wife working in a brothel? Or is it the wife for seeing her husband going there as a customer?

 :-? :-? :-?

Should be an interesting divorce case ;D
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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #5 on: 19 January 2008, 17:59:45 »
She wants a divorce because he didnt leave a tip ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 19 January 2008, 18:02:53 »
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She wants a divorce because he didnt leave a tip ::)

He was probably tipped off anyway ::)
« Last Edit: 19 January 2008, 18:03:03 by mickdundee »
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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #7 on: 19 January 2008, 18:31:43 »
I wonder which of them was most shocked  :o
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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #8 on: 19 January 2008, 19:45:50 »
They sound right for each other, just haven't talked about it. They're swingers.  8-)
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« Reply #9 on: 19 January 2008, 19:54:21 »
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They sound right for each other, just haven't talked about it. They're swingers.  8-)

Ah you know them then!!! ;D ;D
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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #10 on: 19 January 2008, 19:56:40 »
there's an old joke about a guy meeting a friend the day after he got married.
- So how's married life?
- Donnow, we're splitting-up.
- What, after only one day??
- Yeah, on our wedding night I got drunk and after we had sex I got out of bed and left £100 in notes on the bedside table... force of habit you see...
- So she got offended and kicked you out?
- No, I kicked her out.
- But why?
- Because she woke up, took the money, put it under her pillow, and went back to sleep...




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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #11 on: 19 January 2008, 20:03:55 »
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They sound right for each other, just haven't talked about it. They're swingers.  8-)

Ah you know them then!!! ;D ;D
Not specifically, but you'll never be happy without letting people be people.  :P ;D
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Re: FILING FOR DIVORCE AFTER...................
« Reply #12 on: 19 January 2008, 20:31:37 »
What kind of broth were they selling
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