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I knew Maria had her uses...
« on: 30 January 2008, 07:03:02 »
How many other girlfriends would put on some old clothes and help me rebuild a pair of cylinder heads?   ;D

Let alone tolerate doing this in the house  ::)

Shall I marry her?  ;D

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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #1 on: 30 January 2008, 07:27:03 »
my dad rebuilt his bsa when i was just a nipper in the front room me mum didn`t mind till the dog knocked the newly rebiult engine over and covered the carpet in oil  :o :o cost him a new front carpet  ;D...
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #2 on: 30 January 2008, 08:07:46 »
what a star marry her quick
if i tried to do that in the house i'd be looking for a good
proctologist ;D ;D
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #3 on: 30 January 2008, 08:31:55 »
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what a star marry her quick

Easy tiger!  :o

Now if she is able to do an autobox change it would be different....  ;)
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #4 on: 30 January 2008, 08:40:35 »
Clearly a novice

You need to do them in the sink and its much easier with the DIS pack bracket removed  :y

I also dont see any burn marks on her hands from the paint stripper.

Here are a few pics for her to aim at:  ;D









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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #5 on: 30 January 2008, 08:41:11 »
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what a star marry her quick

Easy tiger!  :o

Now if she is able to do an autobox change it would be different....  ;)
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i'd settle for my mrs knowing which end of the spanner to use ;D ;D
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #6 on: 30 January 2008, 08:51:32 »
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How many other girlfriends would put on some old clothes and help me rebuild a pair of cylinder heads?   ;D

Let alone tolerate doing this in the house  ::)

Shall I marry her?  ;D


 :o

Perfect ... :y

If I was not married I would make a proposal ;)

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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #7 on: 30 January 2008, 08:58:53 »
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Clearly a novice

You need to do them in the sink and its much easier with the DIS pack bracket removed  :y

I also dont see any burn marks on her hands from the paint stripper.

Here are a few pics for her to aim at:  ;D










;D ;D

Well - I now have the heads that came OFF the Elite... so she can continue to practice on these  ;D  ::)
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #8 on: 30 January 2008, 08:58:53 »
leap year this year mate, she may just turn the tables on you ;)
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #9 on: 30 January 2008, 09:00:26 »
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what a star marry her quick

Easy tiger!  :o

Now if she is able to do an autobox change it would be different....  ;)

She knows the theory behind a V6 cambelt change - she's yet to do one in practice, though  :D
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #10 on: 30 January 2008, 09:03:44 »
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Clearly a novice

You need to do them in the sink and its much easier with the DIS pack bracket removed  :y

I also dont see any burn marks on her hands from the paint stripper.

Here are a few pics for her to aim at:  ;D










;D ;D

Well - I now have the heads that came OFF the Elite... so she can continue to practice on these  ;D  ::)

was Maria in ear shot when you said that ;D ;D
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #11 on: 30 January 2008, 09:07:32 »
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what a star marry her quick

Easy tiger!  :o

Now if she is able to do an autobox change it would be different....  ;)

She knows the theory behind a V6 cambelt change - she's yet to do one in practice, though  :D

That is the Car equivilent of knowing the off-side rule.....

at the next cam belt party maybe she should have a go......
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #12 on: 30 January 2008, 09:18:17 »
Amazing ..... a member of the female species who not only knows the difference between a spanner and a screwdriver, but also knows that the house is merely an extension of the garage.

Hang on to that one .... a very rare commodity indeed  :)

 :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #13 on: 30 January 2008, 09:21:35 »
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Amazing ..... a member of the female species who not only knows the difference between a spanner and a screwdriver, but also knows that the house is merely an extension of the garage.

Hang on to that one .... a very rare commodity indeed  :)

 :y :y :y :y
PMSL. ;D ;D
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Re: I knew Maria had her uses...
« Reply #14 on: 30 January 2008, 09:24:15 »
My wife is a Maria as well, but ask her to fetch a 1/2 spanner and you'd get handed a tin of baked beans ;)
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