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getting old
« on: 02 October 2011, 13:20:43 »
Had my first proper night out yesterday for 6months and found it very difficult to keep up. admitidly   i started out at 1pm but by 10.30 i had to sneak off and go home.  the lager in the bar must be the worse I've ever had in my life. so 4hrs of double archers took its toll. i think i was the oldest one there so had more chance of pulling a hernia than a bit of tottie. guess its time to put away the espredrills and the farah trousers and start going to bingo or drink in the legion with the coffin dodgers. welcome to stmo's world   :( :( ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 02 October 2011, 13:23:08 »
Im now such a regular at my local coffin dodgers club they voted me on the commitee. ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 02 October 2011, 13:27:27 »
Quote from: Albs on 02 October 2011, 13:23:08
Im now such a regular at my local coffin dodgers club they voted me on the commitee. ;D ;D

I'm gonna open an over 50's life cover tomorrow to get a free pen to do a will in the shopping centre and then get do not ressusitate tattooed on my chest.  Things are looking good :( ;D ;D
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Re: getting old
« Reply #3 on: 02 October 2011, 13:33:24 »
Quote from: Richie London on 02 October 2011, 13:20:43
Had my first proper night out yesterday for 6months and found it very difficult to keep up. admitidly   i started out at 1pm but by 10.30 i had to sneak off and go home.  the lager in the bar must be the worse I've ever had in my life. so 4hrs of double archers took its toll. i think i was the oldest one there so had more chance of pulling a hernia than a bit of tottie. guess its time to put away the espredrills and the farah trousers and start going to bingo or drink in the legion with the coffin dodgers. welcome to stmo's world   :( :( ;D ;D



I'm 27 and a young stud about town.  :).......I take life as it comes. :)
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Re: getting old
« Reply #4 on: 02 October 2011, 16:08:38 »
Quote from: Opti on 02 October 2011, 13:33:24
Quote from: Richie London on 02 October 2011, 13:20:43
Had my first proper night out yesterday for 6months and found it very difficult to keep up. admitidly   i started out at 1pm but by 10.30 i had to sneak off and go home.  the lager in the bar must be the worse I've ever had in my life. so 4hrs of double archers took its toll. i think i was the oldest one there so had more chance of pulling a hernia than a bit of tottie. guess its time to put away the espredrills and the farah trousers and start going to bingo or drink in the legion with the coffin dodgers. welcome to stmo's world   :( :( ;D ;D



I'm 27 and a young stud about town.  :).......I take life as it comes. :)

So was he at one time, quite a long time ago actually, make the most of it ..... :D :D :D
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Re: getting old
« Reply #5 on: 02 October 2011, 16:13:59 »
Nothing wrong in being over 50, Ive had some great times over the last couple of years, just wish I could bloody remember what they were.
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Re: getting old
« Reply #6 on: 02 October 2011, 16:36:39 »
Quote from: zirk on 02 October 2011, 16:13:59
Nothing wrong in being over 50, Ive had some great times over the last couple of years, just wish I could bloody remember what they were.

LMHO  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: getting old
« Reply #7 on: 02 October 2011, 17:51:14 »
I've never been a big drinker, but now I get hangovers when I never used to!

I went to the optician last summer for an eye test.
Sat down, and the bloke said "It's only been 18 moths since your last test, and we said 2 years for the next one, has anything changed?"

I couldn't find the previous prescription, and thought I might as well have new  glasses made to an up to date one, but said that I found myself looking under my glasses when doing paperwork in the lorry.

The git didn't even look up from the form he was filling out, just said "That will be your age."

I han't been forty for a week a that point, and it's all I've been hearing since!
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« Reply #8 on: 02 October 2011, 18:48:50 »
Quote from: Richie London on 02 October 2011, 13:20:43
Had my first proper night out yesterday for 6months and found it very difficult to keep up. admitidly   i started out at 1pm but by 10.30 i had to sneak off and go home.  the lager in the bar must be the worse I've ever had in my life. so 4hrs of double archers took its toll. i think i was the oldest one there so had more chance of pulling a hernia than a bit of tottie. guess its time to put away the espredrills and the farah trousers and start going to bingo or drink in the legion with the coffin dodgers. welcome to stmo's world   :( :( ;D ;D

stmo's world? You wouldn't find me drinking archers you rather poof  :D
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« Reply #9 on: 02 October 2011, 18:53:58 »
Wouldnt have thought they would sell Archers in Yorkshire ? Even the women would be ashamed to be seen drinking it oop nath. ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 02 October 2011, 19:55:57 »
archers and lemonade is nice  with a cherry on a cocktail stick in it. and its very trendy   ::) ;D ;D
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Re: getting old
« Reply #11 on: 02 October 2011, 20:06:23 »
Quote from: Richie London on 02 October 2011, 19:55:57
archers and lemonade is nice  with a cherry on a cocktail stick in it. and its very trendy   ::) ;D ;D


Oh dear. Sounds a bit girlie to me... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: getting old
« Reply #12 on: 02 October 2011, 20:10:38 »
i've been 21, twenty five times in a row....    but i've got the body of an octogenarian...

mentally, i vary between about 16, and 60...



seee...  now you can all feel better about it ;)
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Re: getting old
« Reply #13 on: 02 October 2011, 20:19:10 »
Quote from: Opti on 02 October 2011, 20:06:23
Quote from: Richie London on 02 October 2011, 19:55:57
archers and lemonade is nice  with a cherry on a cocktail stick in it. and its very trendy   ::) ;D ;D


Oh dear. Sounds a bit girlie to me... ::) ::) ;)
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« Reply #14 on: 02 October 2011, 20:29:07 »
Quote from: Richie London on 02 October 2011, 19:55:57
archers and lemonade is nice  with a cherry on a cocktail stick in it. and its very trendy   ::) ;D ;D


Even better with a shot of vodka in it Richie , 8) 8) 8)   

  I'll agree   though bit "Girlie"  with a cherry on a stick ;D ;D ;D ;D
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