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SIR Philbutt

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Re: My ass
« Reply #1 on: 26 October 2011, 23:48:42 »

Simpathise with him - My ex turned into an ass 3 days after the wedding ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My ass
« Reply #2 on: 27 October 2011, 03:49:50 »

the donkey does not look that happy about it.......ive woke up with the odd dog in my early years but a donkey hmmm
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Re: My ass
« Reply #3 on: 27 October 2011, 19:11:57 »

Imagine that!!  :o  You'd chew your own arm off rather than wake 'her' up!!  ;D  Still, he only paid $25.... wonder if he got a free ride home??  ::)
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Re: My ass
« Reply #4 on: 27 October 2011, 19:42:53 »

I hope he doesn't come here, and claim assylum on the grounds that to deport him would mean he gets a good kicking ;D ;D
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Re: My ass
« Reply #5 on: 27 October 2011, 20:09:05 »

I hope he doesn't come here, and claim assylum on the grounds that to deport him would mean he gets a good kicking ;D ;D

Get your hat and coat, Cleggy!  ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My ass
« Reply #6 on: 27 October 2011, 21:36:06 »

i think he is gay
he went to the madam, but she is old and a bit deaf
 and asked for a man with a donkey d@@k
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