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[Big Fra]

A nun gets onto a train and sits across the carriage from a punk rocker who is eating a tub of prawns.

The punk looks up from his prawns and sees the nun. She looks at the punk and smiles.

The punk smiles back and throws a prawn at the nun.

Laughing, he throws another prawn, hitting the nun in the face.

Seeing the nun clearly starting to get upset with this he throws another prawn, hitting the nun right in the eye.

Seeing the nun so upset makes the punk roar with laughter.

The nun decides enough is enough, reaches up and pulls the emergency stop cord.

The punk, still laughing says; "Ha Ha, you're gonna get into so much trouble for doing that, and you're gonna get a £50 fine, nae luck"!

The nun retorts, "Well, when the guard runs in here, I shout rape, he smells your fingers, and you're gonna go away for 15 years!"

"Nae luck"!

[Gaffers]

moral of the story:  throw seeds instead!!