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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #15 on: 23 December 2011, 17:51:53 »
I'm suprised this was publicised! You'd think the railway company would want to cover their tracks....  ;)
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #16 on: 23 December 2011, 18:17:19 »
She could have been chuffed to bits............
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #17 on: 23 December 2011, 18:21:35 »
She was looking for the night "sleeper"
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #18 on: 23 December 2011, 18:31:10 »
She was contemplating takeing her life so she phoned the samaritans .............. they told her to stay on the line  ;D
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #19 on: 23 December 2011, 18:40:18 »
you lot are bang out of order taking the piss out of this poor girl   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #20 on: 23 December 2011, 18:42:08 »
Meow  ;D
Saucer of milk, table one  ;D ;D
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #21 on: 23 December 2011, 18:45:53 »
Looks like her parents didn't train her very well. ;D
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #22 on: 23 December 2011, 18:47:34 »
Where on a roll tonight  ;) :y
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #23 on: 23 December 2011, 18:54:35 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 23 December 2011, 18:47:34
Where on a roll tonight  ;) :y

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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #24 on: 23 December 2011, 19:43:12 »
Quote from: millwall on 23 December 2011, 18:40:18
you lot are bang out of order taking the piss out of this poor girl   ;D ;D ;D
Mind, theres a gap in your logic there Millwall....   :)
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #25 on: 23 December 2011, 20:51:40 »
She must have lost abit of esteam though.....  ::)
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #26 on: 23 December 2011, 21:34:15 »
 :y She needs better "training"!
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #27 on: 24 December 2011, 00:45:00 »
There's some great one liners in this thread.  Let's keep to the points though, otherwise someone might get derailed.....  :)
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #28 on: 24 December 2011, 13:29:11 »
We have all done that dance, The Locomotive when Stoked Up.....
Now if she had been a Big Engine she would never have fallen down there...
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Re: a northern bird worse for wear
« Reply #29 on: 24 December 2011, 13:54:49 »
i heard she was pushed off the train for not having a ticket
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