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waspy

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Little Jimmy
« on: 19 March 2008, 20:10:40 »
Little Jimmy asked his dad for a new bike for his birthday.
"I don't think we can afford it, because your mum & i have a £220,000 mortgage to pay"
In the morning little Jimmy's dad saw him sneeking out with his suit case. "Were do you think you're going?" he asked.
"I'm leaving" little Jimmy said.
"Why?"
"Well last night i walked past your room & i heard you say you're pulling out & mum said you can't ,because she's coming too. I'll be damned if im staying in the house on my own with a £220,000 mortgage & no bike
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #1 on: 19 March 2008, 20:12:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #2 on: 19 March 2008, 20:13:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #3 on: 19 March 2008, 20:14:05 »
 ;D ;D brilliant :y ;D
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #4 on: 19 March 2008, 20:15:40 »
Have you had a joke book for your birthday waspy, my stomach is aching with laffin  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #5 on: 19 March 2008, 20:26:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #6 on: 19 March 2008, 21:27:24 »
Absolutley Ace!  ;D Funniest this week for me!  :y
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #7 on: 19 March 2008, 21:30:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #8 on: 19 March 2008, 21:31:47 »
Very Good ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #9 on: 19 March 2008, 22:57:15 »
Thats brilliant ;D ;D
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #10 on: 19 March 2008, 23:21:35 »
 ;D ;) ;D ;D
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Re: Little Jimmy
« Reply #11 on: 20 March 2008, 00:10:19 »
 :)Like it! ;D
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