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Slightly adult joke
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:23:09 »
The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental
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Re: Slightly adult joke
« Reply #1 on: 19 March 2008, 19:26:14 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 19 March 2008, 19:26:53 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

Each to his own ::)       ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 19 March 2008, 19:28:18 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

Theo will be confused then ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 19 March 2008, 19:28:42 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?
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Re: Slightly adult joke
« Reply #5 on: 19 March 2008, 19:29:29 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

It is slightly further round the back :D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?
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« Reply #6 on: 19 March 2008, 19:30:45 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?

Keister ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 19 March 2008, 19:30:48 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

It is slightly further round the back :D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?

Ahhh  :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #8 on: 19 March 2008, 19:36:30 »
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?

Keister ;D ;D

Its a part of the anatomy that Loo-newbie likes  .....  ::) ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 19 March 2008, 19:37:01 »
when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D
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Re: Slightly adult joke
« Reply #10 on: 19 March 2008, 19:39:48 »
Just picked myself up off the floor after PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D brilliant  :y
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

Or go into a gay bar (by accident) and ask where you can smoke a fag!!   :y :y

Cue running shoes...
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« Reply #12 on: 19 March 2008, 19:42:19 »
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

Or go into a gay bar (by accident) and ask where you can smoke a fag!!   :y :y

Cue running shoes...

What response did you get... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

Or go into a gay bar (by accident) and ask where you can smoke a fag!!   :y :y

Cue running shoes...


What response did you get... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Coulden't hear them for dodging the handbags and tubs of vaseline..
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Re: Slightly adult joke
« Reply #14 on: 19 March 2008, 20:06:21 »
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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