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The American Marine
« on: 19 March 2008, 19:53:10 »
An American Marine was on a train, he was so tired after his tour of duty & after walking the entire length of the train he could only see one seat that of a French ladies toy poodle was sitting on.
"May i have that seat please mam"? he enquired.
"You Americans are so rude" exclaimed the lady.
He walked the entire length once again, but still couldn't find a seat.
"Please mam, may i have that seat your dog is sitting on"?
Once again she replied "you American's think you have the right to bully a lady on her own" to which he picked up the dog & tossed it out of the window. "AAARGH my poor Fi Fi" she yelled, "will no one defend my honour?" To which an English Gent stood up & said "you American's come over here, you use the wrong hand to hold a fork, you drive on the wrong side of the road & now you throw the wrong bitch out of the window"
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #1 on: 19 March 2008, 19:54:56 »
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An American Marine was on a train, he was so tired after his tour of duty & after walking the entire length of the train he could only see one seat that of a French ladies toy poodle was sitting on.
"May i have that seat please mam"? he enquired.
"You Americans are so rude" exclaimed the lady.
He walked the entire length once again, but still couldn't find a seat.
"Please mam, may i have that seat your dog is sitting on"?
Once again she replied "you American's think you have the right to bully a lady on her own" to which he picked up the dog & tossed it out of the window. "AAARGH my poor Fi Fi" she yelled, "will no one defend my honour?" To which an English Gent stood up & said "you American's come over here, you use the wrong hand to hold a fork, you drive on the wrong side of the road & now you throw the wrong bitch out of the window"

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D  spot on :y :y :y :y
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #2 on: 19 March 2008, 19:59:46 »
Your on top form tonight Waspy  :y
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #3 on: 19 March 2008, 20:00:19 »
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #4 on: 19 March 2008, 20:10:29 »
 :y :y :y :y :y

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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #5 on: 20 March 2008, 11:49:30 »
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #6 on: 20 March 2008, 13:25:38 »
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #7 on: 20 March 2008, 13:29:11 »
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #8 on: 20 March 2008, 14:05:53 »
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #9 on: 20 March 2008, 20:32:38 »
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #10 on: 20 March 2008, 20:46:25 »
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Re: The American Marine
« Reply #11 on: 20 March 2008, 22:36:37 »
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