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What the words really mean....
« on: 19 March 2008, 20:19:29 »

Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!
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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #1 on: 19 March 2008, 20:20:58 »

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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

PMSL..... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #2 on: 19 March 2008, 20:22:09 »

All so true ;D ;D
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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #3 on: 19 March 2008, 20:23:19 »

Epic ...

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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #4 on: 19 March 2008, 20:27:41 »

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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five two minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

slight correction made ...... cue marie........  ::) ::)
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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #5 on: 19 March 2008, 20:28:33 »

This must have been written by a woman.  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 19 March 2008, 20:39:37 »

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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #7 on: 19 March 2008, 20:41:51 »

Spot on  :y
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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #8 on: 19 March 2008, 23:01:24 »

Thats my favorite word " whatever"  :)
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« Reply #9 on: 21 March 2008, 00:45:42 »

Re the other similar post, i don't put up with it....(anymore)!!!! 8-)
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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #10 on: 21 March 2008, 01:02:21 »

No 1 daughter shortened it to .... what evs! ;)
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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #11 on: 21 March 2008, 01:06:01 »

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Re the other similar post, i don't put up with it....(anymore)!!!! 8-)

And I am getting to that point, is it worth it??
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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #12 on: 21 March 2008, 09:17:08 »

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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five two minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

slight correction made ...... cue marie........  ::) ::)

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: What the words really mean....
« Reply #13 on: 21 March 2008, 11:27:49 »

10,) " what part of no don't you understand":  This is a very worrying thing to hear from a woman, she is in a most volatile state of mind, indicating a complete lack of respect, even if not said  while suffering PMT  it's best to leave the house for a few days  ;)
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« Reply #14 on: 21 March 2008, 13:09:51 »

 ;D ;D ;D

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