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Title: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: STEMO on 21 January 2016, 13:04:56
1) Stop/start is a total gimmick. It will only work if the battery is more than 80% charged, which it never is, esp. in winter. Plus, it hardly increases mpg when it does work. Obviously a marketing/lab fuel saving device which will be disabled at the start of each journey.
2) Bluetooth takes about 5 minutes to find wifey's phone after starting off. This is normal, apparently, but annoys my verbose partner no end.
3) When wifey set off this morning, I noticed she had one fog light on. Renault electrics at their best, I thought. But no.....when the headlights are on, turning the steering wheel illuminates the fog light on the side you are turning into, so as to aid you round the corner. Piffle  ;D
4) The volume control only works on whichever device you are using at that time. Radio, phone or sat nav. Apparently, the default volume setting is low, so you can turn up your radio and phone without too much fuss. But the sat nav volume will only adjust when the little person inside is speaking.......so a certain amount of guesswork required there. ;D

I will give you ammunition keep you up to date with any further stupid, unnecessary gizmos options as I come across them.
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2016, 13:50:37
I'm not taking the piss when I say Renault make some decent cars. :)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2016, 13:52:50
.....and is the strict headmistress pleased with her new form of transportation?
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: STEMO on 21 January 2016, 14:51:06
.....and is the strict headmistress pleased with her new form of transportation?
It's a lovely colour and has '65' in the middle of the number plate. She loves it.  :)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Diamond Black Geezer on 21 January 2016, 15:44:58
I had someone commenting 'was this made in '01 or 02?' because they saw the '51' in the middle of my reg... I had to explain, 'no, we used to use letters on reg numbers - for rather a long time, too!'

The look when I said '1996' was priceless - it was as if they didn't realise cars had been invented in 1996  :D
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: aaronjb on 21 January 2016, 15:47:47
The look when I said '1996' was priceless - it was as if they didn't realise cars had been invented in 1996  :D

To be fair I think the horse & cart was fairly standard in Lincolnshire right up until about 2004 ;)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Diamond Black Geezer on 21 January 2016, 16:01:17
Haha.

Well us red-blooded Lincolnshire males have to have something to chat up.  :y
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 21 January 2016, 16:03:17
I had someone commenting 'was this made in '01 or 02?' because they saw the '51' in the middle of my reg... I had to explain, 'no, we used to use letters on reg numbers - for rather a long time, too!'

The look when I said '1996' was priceless - it was as if they didn't realise cars had been invented in 1996  :D

Weren't cars in black and white back then?
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Diamond Black Geezer on 21 January 2016, 16:10:06
They must have been, my car is black!  :D
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2016, 16:15:45
.....and is the strict headmistress pleased with her new form of transportation?
It's a lovely colour and has '65' in the middle of the number plate. She loves it.  :)

I like the way most girlies are easily impressed. :y

Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: ronnyd on 21 January 2016, 16:43:04
I think that auto stop/start is mandatory in some EU countries :-\. Never mind, we can do what we like after the referendum :D
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Gaffers on 21 January 2016, 18:08:35
I'm not taking the piss when I say Renault make some decent cars. :)

In which firkin dimension?
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: BazaJT on 21 January 2016, 18:14:04
The fog light thingy is now common on lots of cars.Citroens and Seats to name just two.This is another "new" idea,quite forgetting that the original DS pre-empted this in the '60's/'70's.with its swivelling headlamps!
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: aaronjb on 21 January 2016, 18:51:49
I'm not taking the piss when I say Renault make some decent cars. :)

In which firkin dimension?

Remind us who owns 43.4% of the manufacturer of your car, again? ;)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Entwood on 21 January 2016, 19:26:44
The fog light thingy is now common on lots of cars.Citroens and Seats to name just two.This is another "new" idea,quite forgetting that the original DS pre-empted this in the '60's/'70's.with its swivelling headlamps!

I've often wondered where this stands under the law ...  AFAIK it is illegal to use fog lights if the visibility is greater than 100 metres (highway code rules 226 / 236 and RVLR 1989 Section part III regulation 27 table 1 section 2 (b)) ... so how do they get away with wiring them in this way ??

So not only is it bloody stupid, it is illegal as well .. IMHO
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Gaffers on 21 January 2016, 19:34:42
I'm not taking the piss when I say Renault make some decent cars. :)

In which firkin dimension?

Remind us who owns 43.4% of the manufacturer of your car, again? ;)

Which explains some of the build quality, or lack thereof ;D
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: STEMO on 21 January 2016, 19:41:47
The fog light thingy is now common on lots of cars.Citroens and Seats to name just two.This is another "new" idea,quite forgetting that the original DS pre-empted this in the '60's/'70's.with its swivelling headlamps!

I've often wondered where this stands under the law ...  AFAIK it is illegal to use fog lights if the visibility is greater than 100 metres (highway code rules 226 / 236 and RVLR 1989 Section part III regulation 27 table 1 section 2 (b)) ... so how do they get away with wiring them in this way ??

So not only is it bloody stupid, it is illegal as well .. IMHO
Stupid, illegal and French...what have I done?  ;D
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Andy B on 21 January 2016, 22:13:13
The fog light thingy is now common on lots of cars.Citroens and Seats to name just two.This is another "new" idea,quite forgetting that the original DS pre-empted this in the '60's/'70's.with its swivelling headlamps!

I've often wondered where this stands under the law ...  AFAIK it is illegal to use fog lights if the visibility is greater than 100 metres (highway code rules 226 / 236 and RVLR 1989 Section part III regulation 27 table 1 section 2 (b)) ... so how do they get away with wiring them in this way ??

So not only is it bloody stupid, it is illegal as well .. IMHO

Loads of cars have 'cornering lights' these days ........ appear to have migrated from the Good 'Ol US of A
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Lazydocker on 21 January 2016, 23:28:36
The fog light thingy is now common on lots of cars.Citroens and Seats to name just two.This is another "new" idea,quite forgetting that the original DS pre-empted this in the '60's/'70's.with its swivelling headlamps!

I've often wondered where this stands under the law ...  AFAIK it is illegal to use fog lights if the visibility is greater than 100 metres (highway code rules 226 / 236 and RVLR 1989 Section part III regulation 27 table 1 section 2 (b)) ... so how do they get away with wiring them in this way ??

So not only is it bloody stupid, it is illegal as well .. IMHO

Is it actually the front fogs or just in the position of them? :-\
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Andy B on 21 January 2016, 23:33:23
....
Is it actually the front fogs or just in the position of them? :-\

I think they're both  :-\
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: 05omegav6 on 21 January 2016, 23:34:23
I believe that they use the fog light... Cheap solution to a problem that doesn't exist... Proper cars with Adaptive Forward Lighting etc use a dedicated bulb in the headlight cluster ;)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Andy B on 21 January 2016, 23:38:45
...
This is another "new" idea,quite forgetting that the original DS pre-empted this in the '60's/'70's.with its swivelling headlamps!

Actually .......  ::) The original didn't. The swivelling lamps came in with the later cars.  ;)

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/OTk4WDE1MDA=/z/YxsAAOSw5dNWl0kK/$_57.JPG)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: tidla on 21 January 2016, 23:43:06
Reply begins with "P" as usual..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn_DS
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Andy B on 22 January 2016, 00:05:15
Reply begins with "P" as usual..
but correct  ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn_DS
A 1974 car that's probably one of the last cars ..... the original DS was introduced in the back end of the 50s  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Kevin Wood on 22 January 2016, 09:37:16
I believe that they use the fog light... Cheap solution to a problem that doesn't exist... Proper cars with Adaptive Forward Lighting etc use a dedicated bulb in the headlight cluster ;)
Exactly. Half a dozen lines of code in an ECU somewhere and you have another "feature" you can put in the brochure.
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Diamond Black Geezer on 22 January 2016, 09:50:29
I just assumed that when Baza said 'the original DS' he meant 'that original shape' to differentiate between the classic DS and the newer models ie: there are new DS models now. Much like Viva, 500, Mini, etc...

'Ooh, BMW should do a 1275GT like they did on the original Mini' well, no, technically the 1275 GT came out ten years after the 'original' mini, but we'd all know what was meant by that statement.

So after we've all retrofitted DRLs and LED lamps, we've got to make our fog lights come on when we turn a bit? So people know that the turning car is in fact turning? Ugh! Sounds like the Homer Simpson 'Everything is OK Alarm' to me... look it up  :)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 January 2016, 11:35:58
I just assumed that when Baza said 'the original DS' he meant 'that original shape' to differentiate between the classic DS and the newer models ie: there are new DS models now. Much like Viva, 500, Mini, etc...

'Ooh, BMW should do a 1275GT like they did on the original Mini' well, no, technically the 1275 GT came out ten years after the 'original' mini, but we'd all know what was meant by that statement.

So after we've all retrofitted DRLs and LED lamps, we've got to make our fog lights come on when we turn a bit? So people know that the turning car is in fact turning? Ugh! Sounds like the Homer Simpson 'Everything is OK Alarm' to me... look it up  :)

A pale shadow of the 1275 cc Mini Cooper S. :-\

About 20 BHP short if memory serves.

Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: henryd on 22 January 2016, 12:21:21
My Dads 06 plate Citroen C5 has lights that turn with the wheels,weird sensation till you get used to it,can be turned off though :y
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 January 2016, 12:37:44
I just assumed that when Baza said 'the original DS' he meant 'that original shape' to differentiate between the classic DS and the newer models ie: there are new DS models now. Much like Viva, 500, Mini, etc...

'Ooh, BMW should do a 1275GT like they did on the original Mini' well, no, technically the 1275 GT came out ten years after the 'original' mini, but we'd all know what was meant by that statement.

So after we've all retrofitted DRLs and LED lamps, we've got to make our fog lights come on when we turn a bit? So people know that the turning car is in fact turning? Ugh! Sounds like the Homer Simpson 'Everything is OK Alarm' to me... look it up  :)

A pale shadow of the 1275 cc Mini Cooper S. :-\

About 20 BHP short if memory serves.

I was thinking about buying an original Mini for a fun runabout, but they're fetching serious cash these days! £5-6000 for a decent one!  :o

Might be a good investment though?  :-\   ::)  :)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: STEMO on 22 January 2016, 12:40:30
Oi.....you lot.....this is supposed to be about my Renault, not your wet dreams. ;D
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Diamond Black Geezer on 22 January 2016, 12:42:18
I just assumed that when Baza said 'the original DS' he meant 'that original shape' to differentiate between the classic DS and the newer models ie: there are new DS models now. Much like Viva, 500, Mini, etc...

'Ooh, BMW should do a 1275GT like they did on the original Mini' well, no, technically the 1275 GT came out ten years after the 'original' mini, but we'd all know what was meant by that statement.

So after we've all retrofitted DRLs and LED lamps, we've got to make our fog lights come on when we turn a bit? So people know that the turning car is in fact turning? Ugh! Sounds like the Homer Simpson 'Everything is OK Alarm' to me... look it up  :)

A pale shadow of the 1275 cc Mini Cooper S. :-\

About 20 BHP short if memory serves.


And all in a bid to save giving royalties to Cooper, as well. Tightfisted lot BL were! (unlike modern benevolent car companies who never lie about emissions, of course  ;D)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Diamond Black Geezer on 22 January 2016, 12:44:02
Oi.....you lot.....this is supposed to be about my Renault, not your wet dreams. ;D

haha. They do look interesting, haven't had a look round one properly yet. Found any other bizarre modern design elements / things missing?
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: BazaJT on 22 January 2016, 18:28:25
Sorry AndyB should have been clearer in meaning of "original DS"but it was one of the reasons I put '60's/'70's and not '50's.I know the swivelling lamps came in when they went to faired in quad lamps,but it was basically original shape as opposed to these modern day DS's.
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Rods2 on 23 January 2016, 16:55:54
I'm not taking the piss when I say Renault make some decent cars. :)

Just like Lada do, allegedly. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2016, 17:37:21
I'm not taking the piss when I say Renault make some decent cars. :)

Just like Lada do, allegedly. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Why when I say I'm not taking the piss do people naturally assume I'm 'taking the piss'? :)

Truth be known we are all jealous of Steve's new car and it's ability to separate young women from their knickers. :)

Taking the piss? :)

Or not taking the piss? :)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Andy B on 23 January 2016, 18:53:21
Sorry AndyB should have been clearer in meaning of "original DS"but it was one of the reasons I put '60's/'70's and not '50's.I know the swivelling lamps came in when they went to faired in quad lamps,but it was basically original shape as opposed to these modern day DS's.

i was kidding ......  :y
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: STEMO on 23 January 2016, 19:33:36
I'm not taking the piss when I say Renault make some decent cars. :)

Just like Lada do, allegedly. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Why when I say I'm not taking the piss do people naturally assume I'm 'taking the piss'? :)

Truth be known we are all jealous of Steve's new car and it's ability to separate young women from their knickers. :)

Taking the piss? :)

Or not taking the piss? :)
How did you know I steal knickers from washing lines?  ;D
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: taitinson on 26 January 2016, 17:04:26
I recently looked at the Kadjar as a replacement for the poorly Mig. Think you may just have brought  me to my senses Stemo.  :-[ Gone for the Honda CRV instead
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: 05omegav6 on 26 January 2016, 17:10:14
I recently looked at the Kadjar as a replacement for the poorly Mig. Think you may just have brought  me to my senses Stemo.  :-[ Gone for the Honda CRV instead
Fixing the mig would have been preferable ::)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: taitinson on 26 January 2016, 17:28:05
I recently looked at the Kadjar as a replacement for the poorly Mig. Think you may just have brought  me to my senses Stemo.  :-[ Gone for the Honda CRV instead
Fixing the mig would have been preferable ::)

Need a taller access car now for my daughter so ordered a brand new one on the motability scheme  and the mig isn't worth fixing for what I can realistically get for it. Shame as its been a great car for the six years I've owned it
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2016, 17:37:54
I recently looked at the Kadjar as a replacement for the poorly Mig. Think you may just have brought  me to my senses Stemo.  :-[ Gone for the Honda CRV instead
Take no notice of the old farts on here, the CRV is a great choice  :y

Rather too expensive for me, though. :o
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: taitinson on 26 January 2016, 17:41:10
I recently looked at the Kadjar as a replacement for the poorly Mig. Think you may just have brought  me to my senses Stemo.  :-[ Gone for the Honda CRV instead
Take no notice of the old farts on here, the CRV is a great choice  :y

Rather too expensive for me, though. :o

Me too if it wasn't for the scheme
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Lazydocker on 26 January 2016, 17:56:44
You forgot to add... "It goes fast enough to get nicked!"  :-X ;D :-*
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2016, 18:29:13
You forgot to add... "It goes fast enough to get nicked!"  :-X ;D :-*
Hmmmmm.......what would happen if Guffer went through at 36mph? Quite feasible  :-\
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 26 January 2016, 19:14:04

Hmmmmm.......what would happen if Guffer followed through at 36mph? Quite feasible  :-\

I guess he'd blow a hole in his kaks!  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: Kevin Wood on 26 January 2016, 19:16:06

Hmmmmm.......what would happen if Guffer followed through at 36mph? Quite feasible  :-\

I guess he'd blow a hole in his kaks!  :o  ;D

That's the propulsion system to get him to 36 MPH. ;)
Title: Re: Things I have learned about Captur
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2016, 19:27:25

Hmmmmm.......what would happen if Guffer followed through at 36mph? Quite feasible  :-\

I guess he'd blow a hole in his kaks!  :o  ;D
;D