Well , it could only happen here ......

The five roads in and out of town have had large coloured and expensive looking permanent roadside signs erected pleading that we " Don't be a waster " and that we should conserve water .
We're fed from two Lochs back up in the mountains behind and are all very wary when it rains for long periods , which it fookin' does , as we expect to replicate the scene in towering inferno when they over flow. To overcome this difficulty the man that owns , yes owns the lochs , dumps the excess into the drain and ditch network that runs from there down to here and then down into the bay I've got two 18" dia concrete drains submerged down each side of my land and they can struggle after two or three days of rain and that wee niaff playing with his valves .
My front lawn is like a quagmire 'cause the ground just can't absorb anymore and it's on a steep gradient ...!
A plague of genital warts on the gobshite that signed off that order for the roadsigns and Danny Bob with his run off valves.....
