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Re: OOF BONFIRE NIGHT BASH
« Reply #150 on: 05 November 2012, 19:09:47 »

I think it's about time we lit the fire :y

I've only got a lighter on me though and I have no intention of getting close enough to light it with that :o :o

Shall we send a rocket into it? :-\ ???

I've heard that if you park an Insignia nose first in the bonfire, you should be able to use the cigarette lighter... just run like 'Ussain Bolt' while lobbing the hot lighter over your shoulder.

That's a good idea ;D ;D Shame Barry has hidden it ::)
Or you could use a power sounder... possibly urging it into life with some jump leads and that Pylon just over in the corner
Forgot about the pylon :-X :-X
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« Reply #151 on: 05 November 2012, 19:20:26 »

Managed to get a picture of this one:

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Re: OOF BONFIRE NIGHT BASH
« Reply #152 on: 05 November 2012, 19:26:58 »

I think it's about time we lit the fire :y

I've only got a lighter on me though and I have no intention of getting close enough to light it with that :o :o

Shall we send a rocket into it? :-\ ???

I've heard that if you park an Insignia nose first in the bonfire, you should be able to use the cigarette lighter... just run like 'Ussain Bolt' while lobbing the hot lighter over your shoulder.

That's a good idea ;D ;D Shame Barry has hidden it ::)
Or you could use a power sounder... possibly urging it into life with some jump leads and that Pylon just over in the corner
Forgot about the pylon :-X :-X
What, after last year?
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Re: OOF BONFIRE NIGHT BASH
« Reply #153 on: 05 November 2012, 19:54:11 »

Sorry to anyone who lives nearby... I only put 150L of petrol on it but it really went with a bang :o ::)
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Re: OOF BONFIRE NIGHT BASH
« Reply #154 on: 05 November 2012, 20:04:24 »

Nice and warm though......... :y :y :y

Did anyone see where I put our jacket potatoes?....... ::) ::)
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« Reply #155 on: 05 November 2012, 20:05:04 »

Whoosh, Bang, SCreeeeee!!!!
This is commentary for those not able to attend.
We be setting off the fireworks shortly :D
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« Reply #156 on: 05 November 2012, 20:07:15 »

Nice and warm though......... :y :y :y

Did anyone see where I put our jacket potatoes?....... ::) ::)

I think they landed over by the pylon :-[ ::)
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« Reply #157 on: 05 November 2012, 20:39:36 »

Nice and warm though......... :y :y :y

Did anyone see where I put our jacket potatoes?....... ::) ::)

I think they landed over by the pylon :-[ ::)

Not to worry, plenty of sausages......... :y :y
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« Reply #158 on: 05 November 2012, 20:53:44 »

Oh I followed this guys instruction manual on the fireworks
http://youtu.be/EIJ1uWPD-WE
We should be fine
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« Reply #159 on: 05 November 2012, 21:12:16 »

Oh I followed this guys instruction manual on the fireworks
http://youtu.be/EIJ1uWPD-WE
We should be fine

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #160 on: 05 November 2012, 21:30:01 »

Where the "Seth's" and the Boy?

Hold on just had a text but as no power at Police Station Seth unable to exercise his legal right to a phone call!!!!
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Re: OOF BONFIRE NIGHT BASH
« Reply #161 on: 05 November 2012, 22:47:20 »

Glad that you're all enjoying yourselves .... but me, Mrs Seth and TheBoy are presently banged-up unavoidably detained somewhere in town .... along with four hammered inebriated geezers of Eastern Bloc origin. :o

Hard to really tell where we are due to a total blackout, but TB keeps colliding with walking into some sort of iron bars. I'm reckoning that we're at the local nick meself .... especially as some bloke by the name of Sargant-Dickson (or possibly Sergeant Dickson) mentioned the term 'bail' .... whatever that is ....
Mrs Seth's customary good nature is being sorely tested by all this darkened confusion, and just inadvertently mistakenly clouted this Boris sort TheBoy after he Boris tripped-over a pair of crocs and ended-up with two black eyes after colliding head-on with her. :-[

So .... any chance that a couple of you OOFers can get down here a bit sharpish and come to our rescue bail us out pleeease?
TB has just muttered that there'll be no post-count cull .... honest! ;)

What a night ....  :'(

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« Reply #162 on: 05 November 2012, 22:57:59 »

Glad that you're all enjoying yourselves .... but me, Mrs Seth and TheBoy are presently banged-up unavoidably detained somewhere in town .... along with four hammered inebriated geezers of Eastern Bloc origin. :o

Hard to really tell where we are due to a total blackout, but TB keeps colliding with walking into some sort of iron bars. I'm reckoning that we're at the local nick meself .... especially as some bloke by the name of Sargant-Dickson (or possibly Sergeant Dickson) mentioned the term 'bail' .... whatever that is ....
Mrs Seth's customary good nature is being sorely tested by all this darkened confusion, and just inadvertently mistakenly clouted this Boris sort TheBoy after he Boris tripped-over a pair of crocs and ended-up with two black eyes after colliding head-on with her. :-[

So .... any chance that a couple of you OOFers can get down here a bit sharpish and come to our rescue bail us out pleeease?
TB has just muttered that there'll be no post-count cull .... honest! ;)

What a night ....  :'(

Wonder where we have heard that before..... ::) ::) ::)
If I get my post-count back I will be there, with cash, within the hour......still got to finish the sausages.... :D :D :D
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Re: OOF BONFIRE NIGHT BASH
« Reply #163 on: 05 November 2012, 23:00:21 »

Slight problem, Lazydocker has let my tyres down and poured me another whisky, so he is preventing me from bailing you all out I am afraid.......Sorry........... :'( :'( :'(
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Re: OOF BONFIRE NIGHT BASH
« Reply #164 on: 05 November 2012, 23:02:24 »

Glad that you're all enjoying yourselves .... but me, Mrs Seth and TheBoy are presently banged-up unavoidably detained somewhere in town .... along with four hammered inebriated geezers of Eastern Bloc origin. :o

Hard to really tell where we are due to a total blackout, but TB keeps colliding with walking into some sort of iron bars. I'm reckoning that we're at the local nick meself .... especially as some bloke by the name of Sargant-Dickson (or possibly Sergeant Dickson) mentioned the term 'bail' .... whatever that is ....
Mrs Seth's customary good nature is being sorely tested by all this darkened confusion, and just inadvertently mistakenly clouted this Boris sort TheBoy after he Boris tripped-over a pair of crocs and ended-up with two black eyes after colliding head-on with her. :-[

So .... any chance that a couple of you OOFers can get down here a bit sharpish and come to our rescue bail us out pleeease?
TB has just muttered that there'll be no post-count cull .... honest! ;)

What a night ....  :'(

What have you gotten that glorious lady into ??? She provides you with everything you need and all you do is get her into trouble .... what was so hard about driving to the supermarket for a packet of teabags and some milk for heavens sake ??? .... :(  Ask a welshman to do a simple task and it all goes to pot....... her I am waiting for me horlicks while you mess about in the dark  .... not happy ... :(  (and that aircon is blowing fully cold all the time now .. :(
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