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[Seth]

What have you gotten that glorious lady into She provides you with everything you need and all you do is get her into trouble .... what was so hard about driving to the supermarket for a packet of teabags and some milk for heavens sake ....   Ask a welshman to do a simple task and it all goes to pot....... her I am waiting for me horlicks while you mess about in the dark  .... not happy ...   (and that aircon is blowing fully cold all the time now ..

It all went pear-shaped when TB's new caravan became entangled in the "Police - do not cross" tape at the site entrance.

Anyway, he'd asked me not to tell anyone that in reality he's got this caravan 'thing' - that's why he arrived early, you understand. Well things went rapidly downhill from there, 'cos Dmitri was supposed to be guiding Mikhail's crane outa the site just as TB tried to give his outfit the beans in the opposite direction .... the aftermath result was .... well .... the crane jib went straight through the caravan .... which caused the Silver Bullet .... to er .... detach itself and collide embed itself into that already shored-up temporarily-repaired gable end .... of what would've been your 4-poster suite.
Mrs Seth, Mrs TB and I were following in our TD .... and the ensuing mayhem was .... er well .... like a scene depicting a bad day in Bosnia. Then some clot demolished that pylon the National Grid went down .... 

Mrs Seth reckons that he's confusedcussed .... though he's just mumbled something about placing a 'wanted' ad on the forum for two wings and a bonnet in Z147 Star Silver .... not sure what he meant by that .... 

Unless someone stands bail arrives here soon, it looks like it'll be porridge for us lot in the morning .... enjoy that Horlicks ya Moonraker ....     

[Lazydocker]

I've got a plan... Be there soon

Not got any money though so stay away from the outside walls where you are

[Vamps]

I've got a plan... Be there soon

Not got any money though so stay away from the outside walls where you are

    You are not going to use that leftover rocket are you, SAM or something like that.....and you should not be driving after all that whisky.......Mind local Plod do seem to have their hands full tonight, short of interpreters as well I hear......

[Lazydocker]

I've got a plan... Be there soon

Not got any money though so stay away from the outside walls where you are

    You are not going to use that leftover rocket are you, SAM or something like that.....and you should not be driving after all that whisky.......Mind local Plod do seem to have their hands full tonight, short of interpreters as well I hear......

My plan involves SAM and the 55L or so of petrol I have left in the drum 

As for the driving... It's ok, I found some spotty yoof to drive me He even supplied a car and helped lift the drum of fuel across

[Vamps]

I've got a plan... Be there soon

Not got any money though so stay away from the outside walls where you are

    You are not going to use that leftover rocket are you, SAM or something like that.....and you should not be driving after all that whisky.......Mind local Plod do seem to have their hands full tonight, short of interpreters as well I hear......

My plan involves SAM and the 55L or so of petrol I have left in the drum 

As for the driving... It's ok, I found some spotty yoof to drive me He even supplied a car and helped lift the drum of fuel across

Tony? I must have missed the Zoks, I feel terrible..........

[Lazydocker]

I've got a plan... Be there soon

Not got any money though so stay away from the outside walls where you are

    You are not going to use that leftover rocket are you, SAM or something like that.....and you should not be driving after all that whisky.......Mind local Plod do seem to have their hands full tonight, short of interpreters as well I hear......

My plan involves SAM and the 55L or so of petrol I have left in the drum 

As for the driving... It's ok, I found some spotty yoof to drive me He even supplied a car and helped lift the drum of fuel across

Tony? I must have missed the Zoks, I feel terrible..........

No... Never seen them before. They came running out of the garage shop with bin liners full of stuff 

[Vamps]

I've got a plan... Be there soon

Not got any money though so stay away from the outside walls where you are

    You are not going to use that leftover rocket are you, SAM or something like that.....and you should not be driving after all that whisky.......Mind local Plod do seem to have their hands full tonight, short of interpreters as well I hear......

My plan involves SAM and the 55L or so of petrol I have left in the drum 

As for the driving... It's ok, I found some spotty yoof to drive me He even supplied a car and helped lift the drum of fuel across

Tony? I must have missed the Zoks, I feel terrible..........

No... Never seen them before. They came running out of the garage shop with bin liners full of stuff 

Thank goodness for that.....   Right, that explains the shortage of interpreters Who has put up Bail since you stopped me, by plying me with whisky and sausages?........

[Plomien]

Its ok I found a use for the left over fireworks I brought and blew half the police station up fitted the police station cells with aircon.
They looked happy and excited when they returned to the station after chasing some guys with bin bags though town 

[PhilRich]

Well, sounds like the night went with a bang for all most of you lot!
There was a news report on SKY News earlier that the Heddlu are blaming last nights mayhem on a local Welsh Nationalist Terror Cell who apparently had Intelligence that an influx of English 'Incomers' were due to be in the area. The Freedom Fighters Terrorists are believed to have used homemade Pyrotechnics and an Accellerant believed to be a petrol/diesel fuel mix reported to have been carried by a silver coloured saloon car, which has now been positively identified as a Vauxhall Omega after Forensic Tests on the body panels left at the scene. A wrecked caravan at the site was also thought initially to be involved but the Authorities now believe from the very tacky interior decor and a hidden stash of pine scented car airfresheners, that this now points to it being dumped by transient Pikeys 'Travellers' or possibly Illegal Eastern European car valeters as a number of Cosovan's had earlier been detained at the Police Station which was also partially destroyed in a mystery blast which caused minor injuries and Concussive Amnesia to the Officers on duty there at the time. There were fortunately no other reported injuries and Police sources say no other persons were being detained at that time AS FAR AS IS KNOWN!    
 

[Seth]

Good morning from Seth's Towers .... which now resembles a realistic scene from Holby City

Mrs Seth's kitchen currently has an extremely confused Uzbekistanian demolition expert with suspected perforated ear drums stumbling around the place, whilst TB remains in a stable condition on the settee .... though his face currently resembles that of a panda .... undoubtedly the result of that unfortunate collision with Mrs Seths' knuckles.
Probably a case of 'wrong place - wrong time' I suppose.

I ain't too bad (well .... relatively speaking) .... just cuts and bruises .... oh, and a breaked-up sprained left ankle .... which occurred after the first explosion Lazydocker blew the wrong door causing a concrete lintel to fall on eet. Whilst my foot was trapped under the rubble, a second explosion attempt at effecting our escape release was ultimately a resounding success .... except for that Mikhail sort dragging me outside .... without first releasing my foot. It seems that young Plomien put a tad too much fertilizer and marrow pickle into the volatile mixture .... 'practise makes perfect' springs to mind mate!

Lazyscrotebag and Tony Knome's commando tactics must be congratulated I suppose, though you need to tell the Captain that we'll 'sort' his car at Newent .... anyone got a facelift saloon bodyshell going cheap?

We're all planning a quiet day here .... then I've gotta repatriate take the TBs home .... just wait 'til he goes online!

Right 'en .... who's up for Newent?

 

[Seth]

Good morning from Seth's Towers .... which now resembles a realistic scene from Holby City

Mrs Seth's kitchen currently has an extremely confused Uzbekistanian demolition expert with suspected perforated ear drums stumbling around the place, whilst TB remains in a stable condition on the settee .... though his face currently resembles that of a panda .... undoubtedly the result of that unfortunate collision with Mrs Seths' knuckles.
Probably a case of 'wrong place - wrong time' I suppose.

I ain't too bad (well .... relatively speaking) .... just cuts and bruises .... oh, and a breaked-up sprained left ankle .... which occurred after the first explosion Lazydocker blew the wrong door causing a concrete lintel to fall on eet. Whilst my foot was trapped under the rubble, a second explosion attempt at effecting our escape release was ultimately a resounding success .... except for that Mikhail sort dragging me outside .... without first releasing my foot. It seems that young Plomien put a tad too much fertilizer and marrow pickle into the volatile mixture .... 'practise makes perfect' springs to mind mate!

Lazyscrotebag and Tony Knome's commando tactics must be congratulated I suppose, though you need to tell the Captain that we'll 'sort' his car at Newent .... anyone got a facelift saloon bodyshell going cheap?

We're all planning a quiet day here .... then I've gotta repatriate take the TBs home .... just wait 'til he goes online!

Right 'en .... who's up for Newent?

It appears that someone's messin' with the controls!

[PhilRich]

It's good to know you all got off relatively scott free Seth
You were all doubly lucky not to suffer Flash Burns as that marrow pickle is very unstable at high temperatures & has been known to leave indelible scars, although i'm told it has a very therapeutic affect on bad backs  
Some good might come out of all this though, IF you can perfect the fuel/pickle ratio you could flog it Internationally as a cheaper alternative to Napalm!

[PhilRich]

Looks like Busies are a bit busy down by you this morning Seth 







Oh, and it appears on of your lot's homemade 'bangers' didn't go off!







The desk sergeant at the nick isn't pleased, apparently he'd just had it lpg'd and resprayed!!!

[Seth]

Don't look like the copper to me Phil .... deffo gotta be that Lazydocker character surveying the damage remains of the Capitaan's car .... probably trying to think-up a 'story' .... summat like the LPG installation was .... er .... 'suspect', maybe

Still, Mr Zok's a good sort .... am sure that he'll understand .... won't he?
A couple of replacement doors, seats and a windscreen .... and there's a set of alloys kicking 'round here .... and his motor'll be as good as new .... so to speak.
Probably need a full alignment though ....   

[PhilRich]

Oh yes, defo some alignment necessary!