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[VXL V6]

I reckon that should 'buff out', at the worst perhaps the light use of some T-Cut.

[Seth]

I reckon that should 'buff out', at the worst perhaps the light use of some T-Cut.

Need to use a lint-free polishing cloth though ....

[Seth]

Looks like Busies are a bit busy down by you this morning Seth 

Need to correct ya there Phil.

Photo shows the present 'lock-down' situation at a bowling green in the Birmingham Midlands area.
It now seems that enquiries are being focussed there, and all leave has been cancelled. Anyone with information regarding the current whereabouts about an Insignia-owning pensioner admin should notify the law pronto .... and not approach this felon .... one source even suggests that he could be masquerading as a roast pork bap fast food vendor!  

[Seth]

I/we now need some help:
 
TB needs to be transferredported back home .... and as me left ankle's somewhat knackered .... was wondering if some kind soul could lend an auto-boxed Omega to effect said operation task?

As the keys to the OOF helicopter are 'lost' Silver Bullet is .... well .... out of action .... looks like it's gonna be another a long night .... 

Wait a mo .... where's that Entwood chappie .... ?

[Entwood]

I/we now need some help:
 
TB needs to be transferredported back home .... and as me left ankle's somewhat knackered .... was wondering if some kind soul could lend an auto-boxed Omega to effect said operation task?

As the keys to the OOF helicopter are 'lost' Silver Bullet is .... well .... out of action .... looks like it's gonna be another a long night .... 

Wait a mo .... where's that Entwood chappie .... ?

I is here ... but unable to leave the premises as my tame plumber has the boiler in bits .....  he arrived with a selection of parts and has since been heard cursing and swearing ... it would appear that my boiler is a bit like a Vx V6 .. designed to be worked on when on a bench not in situ .....

[PhilRich]

I/we now need some help:
 
TB needs to be transferredported back home .... and as me left ankle's somewhat knackered .... was wondering if some kind soul could lend an auto-boxed Omega to effect said operation task?

As the keys to the OOF helicopter are 'lost' Silver Bullet is .... well .... out of action .... looks like it's gonna be another a long night .... 

Wait a mo .... where's that Entwood chappie .... ?

You could always call the local UK Border Force Seth, rub a bit of gravy browning on TB's physog while he's  snoring the roof off dozing and Bob's your uncle, Pinkies your aunt, you needn't worry about transport  . I'm sure TB can talk the head off a wooden donkey himself out of the smelly stuff well before Thiefrow Airport so no harm done 

[Seth]

I is here ... but unable to leave the premises as my tame plumber has the boiler in bits .....  he arrived with a selection of parts and has since been heard cursing and swearing ... it would appear that my boiler is a bit like a Vx V6 .. designed to be worked on when on a bench not in situ .....

A likely story ex mate .... 

Still, we've now got the logistics in place .... so to speak ....
Mrs Seth's sorted the spare room, and the TBs are staying-over tonight .... and I 'appen to know a man .... who knows a geezer .... who knows a thing or two about train travel. Reckons that he can sort 'em an iffy excellent cash deal for tomorrow .... apparently

The only 'sane' people here wives have just returned from the Bombbay Tandoori with some spiced-up concoction, and we're now around the table getting stuck-in to a Far Eastern feast .... wish our leader'd stop goin' on 'bout 'Gixer's Free Fitting Service .... for Poly Donut Bushes .... or summat ....