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YZ250

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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #15 on: 02 April 2013, 12:57:46 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 April 2013, 12:07:33
Quote from: chrisgixer on 02 April 2013, 11:33:25
...although the "ultimate driving machine" won't need anything as cheap and nasty as lpg. "Year on year figures" "vis a ve" the owner fathoming the fill up not quite being "quality driven" ;D

Yep.. But one day they'll have the last laugh over us.. They're holding out until someone's figured out how to convert a car to run on bull5h1t and w@nkwords.... ;D

Oh dear.  ;D ;D

On the very few occasions that I've met you Kevin, you always came across as a really nice guy.  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #16 on: 02 April 2013, 13:28:35 »
Did anyone else scroll down and notice that Stoner is now driving an Omega Commodore in the V8 Supercars ::)
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #17 on: 02 April 2013, 13:31:38 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 02 April 2013, 12:57:46
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 April 2013, 12:07:33
Quote from: chrisgixer on 02 April 2013, 11:33:25
...although the "ultimate driving machine" won't need anything as cheap and nasty as lpg. "Year on year figures" "vis a ve" the owner fathoming the fill up not quite being "quality driven" ;D

Yep.. But one day they'll have the last laugh over us.. They're holding out until someone's figured out how to convert a car to run on bull5h1t and w@nkwords.... ;D

Oh dear.  ;D ;D

On the very few occasions that I've met you Kevin, you always came across as a really nice guy.  ;) ;D ;D



Yeah, then we really are in trouble. ;D


Owners will be returning their vehicles world wide. "...it sits in the wrong lane :( ". No that not right is it, hang on <consults w@nkword bingo guide> ...





...er....




...Christ this ain't easy....





...er....




Under "gap analysis" it needs to be more "pro active not reactive" and "fast track" a "win win situation" by "thinking outside the box" 


Ooh I feel quite unwell. Must be the smell. ;D
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #18 on: 02 April 2013, 13:34:49 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 02 April 2013, 13:28:35
Did anyone else scroll down and notice that Stoner is now driving an Omega Commodore in the V8 Supercars ::)

Yes that's what I was looking for, then stumbled over the link.
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #19 on: 02 April 2013, 15:18:40 »
Stop being in denial and admit you want a nice, big, diesel powered, rear drive BMW  ;) ;).
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #20 on: 02 April 2013, 15:35:58 »
Quote from: Del Boy on 02 April 2013, 15:18:40
Stop being in denial and admit you want a nice, big, diesel powered, rear drive BMW  ;) ;).

I refer the honourable gent to my earlier post :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Y-dmRGAkE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #21 on: 02 April 2013, 16:17:19 »
sorry del.... ;D




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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #22 on: 02 April 2013, 16:19:56 »
A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #23 on: 02 April 2013, 16:22:15 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 02 April 2013, 16:19:56
A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah


lol.... ;D
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #24 on: 02 April 2013, 17:40:41 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 02 April 2013, 16:19:56
A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

Never heard that one before.
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #25 on: 02 April 2013, 18:40:44 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 02 April 2013, 16:19:56
A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

 :o.................... ;D
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #26 on: 02 April 2013, 19:18:33 »
Quote from: Del Boy on 02 April 2013, 17:40:41
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 02 April 2013, 16:19:56
A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

Never heard that one before.
Where's that sarcastic smiley when you need one ::)
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #27 on: 02 April 2013, 20:17:33 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 02 April 2013, 12:52:42
Quote from: chrisgixer on 02 April 2013, 11:00:20
Anyone EVER seen a Beemer in lane 1? Ever?

No, it'll never work. ;D

That is such an unfair statement.   :(

All Bimmers are in lane 1 at some point  ..................... albeit very briefly .......... as they at the last second exit diagonally straight from lane 3, cutting up the vehicles in lanes 2 and 1, to the exit road, all with no indication or forethought for any other road users and steering with their knees where one hand holds the mobile, while the other writes the text.  :y
Being the superior vehicle, we are permitted to do this...... allegedly.  ;D ;D


Anyway, how else are we supposed to catch up on the on-board internet daily news/weather, google things, set our de-frost timers, answer calls and make outgoing calls and watch TV, if we are constantly hopping from lane 1 to lane 2 or 3.
It is sooooo much easier to multi-task from lane 3. This eliminates lane hopping and makes travelling on the motorways so much safer. This can't be a bad thing, as so many others follow our good example by following us when we are in our rightful place, lane 3.  ;) ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: cem on 02 April 2013, 11:37:02
::)  Chris , you know you want a bimmer.. life is short.. go buy one ;D

Nice to see someone uses the correct terminology Cem.  :y ;D

There you go I've corrected that for you!
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #28 on: 02 April 2013, 21:48:58 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 02 April 2013, 16:19:56
A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

Audi's are the other way round.  The driver's seat is known as The Cock, because the 'Tuesday' who owns it, sits on it!  :)
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Re: It'll never work...
« Reply #29 on: 03 April 2013, 10:56:44 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 02 April 2013, 16:19:56
A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

Huh humm, may I be so bold as to point out Forum Guidelines to the honourable Mr DTM.  ;) ;) ;D ;D

And I quote:

"Members being offensive to bmw drivers will not be tolerated. Offensive or abusive public threads or private messages regarding bmw drivers will be looked in to and appropriate action taken by the Moderators."

And regarding this below:

Quote from: chrisgixer on 02 April 2013, 12:57:00
Bimmer? Sounds like a sexual act TB's always shouting about. ;D

 Just for the record, I have a nice photo of a bmw parked outside TB's house.  :-X :-X ;D ;D


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