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[YZ250]

...although the "ultimate driving machine" won't need anything as cheap and nasty as lpg. "Year on year figures" "vis a ve" the owner fathoming the fill up not quite being "quality driven"

Yep.. But one day they'll have the last laugh over us.. They're holding out until someone's figured out how to convert a car to run on bull5h1t and w@nkwords....

Oh dear. 

On the very few occasions that I've met you Kevin, you always came across as a really nice guy. 

[Lazydocker]

Did anyone else scroll down and notice that Stoner is now driving an Omega Commodore in the V8 Supercars

[feeutfo]

...although the "ultimate driving machine" won't need anything as cheap and nasty as lpg. "Year on year figures" "vis a ve" the owner fathoming the fill up not quite being "quality driven"

Yep.. But one day they'll have the last laugh over us.. They're holding out until someone's figured out how to convert a car to run on bull5h1t and w@nkwords....

Oh dear. 

On the very few occasions that I've met you Kevin, you always came across as a really nice guy. 

Yeah, then we really are in trouble.


Owners will be returning their vehicles world wide. "...it sits in the wrong lane ". No that not right is it, hang on <consults w@nkword bingo guide> ...





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...Christ this ain't easy....





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Under "gap analysis" it needs to be more "pro active not reactive" and "fast track" a "win win situation" by "thinking outside the box" 


Ooh I feel quite unwell. Must be the smell.

[feeutfo]

Did anyone else scroll down and notice that Stoner is now driving an Omega Commodore in the V8 Supercars

Yes that's what I was looking for, then stumbled over the link.

[Del Boy]

Stop being in denial and admit you want a nice, big, diesel powered, rear drive BMW  .

[05omegav6]

Stop being in denial and admit you want a nice, big, diesel powered, rear drive BMW  .

I refer the honourable gent to my earlier post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Y-dmRGAkE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

(NWS btw)

[the alarming man]

sorry del....

[Marks DTM Calib]

A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

[the alarming man]

A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

lol....

[Del Boy]

A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

Never heard that one before.

[omega3000]

A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

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[05omegav6]

A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

Never heard that one before.

Where's that sarcastic smiley when you need one

[Rods2]

Anyone EVER seen a Beemer in lane 1? Ever?

No, it'll never work.

That is such an unfair statement.   

All Bimmers are in lane 1 at some point  ..................... albeit very briefly .......... as they at the last second exit diagonally straight from lane 3, cutting up the vehicles in lanes 2 and 1, to the exit road, all with no indication or forethought for any other road users and steering with their knees where one hand holds the mobile, while the other writes the text. 
Being the superior vehicle, we are permitted to do this...... allegedly. 


Anyway, how else are we supposed to catch up on the on-board internet daily news/weather, google things, set our de-frost timers, answer calls and make outgoing calls and watch TV, if we are constantly hopping from lane 1 to lane 2 or 3.
It is sooooo much easier to multi-task from lane 3. This eliminates lane hopping and makes travelling on the motorways so much safer. This can't be a bad thing, as so many others follow our good example by following us when we are in our rightful place, lane 3. 

  Chris , you know you want a bimmer.. life is short.. go buy one

Nice to see someone uses the correct terminology Cem. 

There you go I've corrected that for you!

[Sir Tigger KC]

A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

Audi's are the other way round.  The driver's seat is known as The Cock, because the 'Tuesday' who owns it, sits on it! 

[YZ250]

A car where the drivers seat is referred to as a fanny because that is where the cock goes.....nah

Huh humm, may I be so bold as to point out Forum Guidelines to the honourable Mr DTM. 

And I quote:

"Members being offensive to bmw drivers will not be tolerated. Offensive or abusive public threads or private messages regarding bmw drivers will be looked in to and appropriate action taken by the Moderators."

And regarding this below:

Bimmer? Sounds like a sexual act TB's always shouting about.

 Just for the record, I have a nice photo of a bmw parked outside TB's house.