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scimmy_man

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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #15 on: 12 April 2013, 16:31:04 »

I remember a bread mix once that used beer for the yeast,

a real mans bread.
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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #16 on: 12 April 2013, 16:34:25 »

When you leave biscuits out of the tin they go soft.

When you leave cake out of the tin it goes hard

Why? ??? ??? ??? ???

Just get baking ;) ;D ;D


Women's work. ;) ;D ;D

What happened to the bread machine  ???
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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #17 on: 12 April 2013, 16:46:55 »

Biscuits are dry to start with so absorb moisture, cake is moist so dries out. QED :y

Do they eventually meet at a mid-point of moist/dryness and become cascuits? Biskes? Cakuits? ;D

No, as they have been eaten before then.  :P ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #18 on: 12 April 2013, 17:01:53 »

When you leave biscuits out of the tin they go soft.

When you leave cake out of the tin it goes hard

Why? ??? ??? ??? ???

Just get baking ;) ;D ;D


Women's work. ;) ;D ;D

What happened to the bread machine ???


It belongs to Mrs Opti.......along with the cooker and washing machine.  :)
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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #19 on: 12 April 2013, 18:45:06 »

why are wedding dresses white?


to match the kitchen
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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #20 on: 12 April 2013, 19:10:10 »

why are wedding dresses white?


to match the kitchen

And bread maker/ironing board/ ect ;D
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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #21 on: 12 April 2013, 20:42:59 »

I take it your good ladies do not frequent oof ............... :D :D
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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #22 on: 13 April 2013, 11:39:24 »

I take it your good ladies do not frequent oof ............... :D :D

She's far too busy for internet Mr Vamps ... ::) ;D

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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #23 on: 13 April 2013, 13:01:59 »

I remember when my nan got her tit caught in the mangle. ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #24 on: 13 April 2013, 15:13:29 »

I remember when my nan got her tit caught in the mangle. ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Was that from a Derek and Clive LP?.... ;)
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Re: Bread Mix
« Reply #25 on: 13 April 2013, 15:32:04 »

I remember when my nan got her tit caught in the mangle. ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Was that from a Derek and Clive LP?.... ;)

I think it was you old bugger :y
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