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« Reply #30 on: 02 June 2013, 17:05:38 »
all i remeber is being kicked out in the morning no breakfast not even a wheatabix, its all a blur all i can say is wow. Mr wiggly is the colour of a post box and looking quite pleased with himself and i got lock jaw
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« Reply #31 on: 02 June 2013, 17:17:36 »
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« Reply #32 on: 02 June 2013, 17:25:36 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 02 June 2013, 17:05:38
all i remeber is being kicked out in the morning no breakfast not even a wheatabix, its all a blur all i can say is wow. Mr wiggly is the colour of a post box and looking quite pleased with himself and i got lock jaw


Are you trying to make daz jealous with posts like that  ;D ;D
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« Reply #33 on: 02 June 2013, 17:50:05 »
Quote from: Cleggy on 02 June 2013, 16:59:26
The game is up, Lizzie and her secret lift lover :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Oh no!!! :o :o :o :o :o

Poor Daz, how is he going to feel now? :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Actually I am beginning to think it was lovejoy, as of course I have no idea what he looks like: maybe I do now, well from the neck down anyway!!  Corrrrrrrrrrr :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #34 on: 02 June 2013, 18:40:27 »
On a cold day it he may look different  ::) ;D ;D
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« Reply #35 on: 02 June 2013, 18:41:45 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 02 June 2013, 17:50:05
Quote from: Cleggy on 02 June 2013, 16:59:26
The game is up, Lizzie and her secret lift lover :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Oh no!!! :o :o :o :o :o

Poor Daz, how is he going to feel now? :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Actually I am beginning to think it was lovejoy, as of course I have no idea what he looks like: maybe I do now, well from the neck down anyway!!  Corrrrrrrrrrr :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

well actually by Daz s last post ref winston, would think he will feel pretty sore ;D ;D

Sorry Lizzie if it was a Corrrrrr from the neck down then it couild not have been me, but your telling me you actually looked at the other parts of his body ::) ::)

oh well willie like mouse tounge like a whale ;) ;) 8) 8) :P :P
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« Reply #36 on: 02 June 2013, 18:42:50 »
Quote from: Emd on 02 June 2013, 18:40:27
On a cold day it he may look different  ::) ;D ;D

look mate with the lights on i look completly different lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D, i was to ugly to even do that dating in the dark programme ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #37 on: 02 June 2013, 18:44:24 »
when i was born the doctor slapped my mother :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 02 June 2013, 19:15:23 »
I'd invite FHM's 100 sexiest girls!!  8)







and Lovecock so he could have some scraps!!  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #39 on: 02 June 2013, 20:28:45 »
Quote from: TiggerHayes on 02 June 2013, 19:15:23
I'd invite FHM's 100 sexiest girls!!  8)









and Lovecock so he could have some scraps!!  ;D ;D ;D


that would mean you had 100 chances of being stood up ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #40 on: 02 June 2013, 20:29:11 »
sorry 101  ;D ;D
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« Reply #41 on: 02 June 2013, 21:19:40 »
That's quite witty for you Lovedunce!! It took 16 seconds to remember yourself....  ::)  ;D

Well you try and be nice to folk, so consider yourself disinvited!  :o  I'm going to invite Idi Amin instead as he'd be more entertaining and interesting to talk to!  :) 

Although he might prove to be a bigger hit with the ladeez.....  :-\  Still with 100 coming there's plenty to go round!!  :-*
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« Reply #42 on: 02 June 2013, 21:33:31 »
Quote from: TiggerHayes on 02 June 2013, 21:19:40
That's quite witty for you Lovedunce!! It took 16 seconds to remember yourself....  ::)  ;D

Well you try and be nice to folk, so consider yourself disinvited!  :o  I'm going to invite Idi Amin instead as he'd be more entertaining and interesting to talk to!  :) 

Although he might prove to be a bigger hit with the ladeez.....  :-\  Still with 100 coming there's plenty to go round!!  :-*

about as long as you last during a shag from what i ve been told :-*

slow computer takes ages to post something on here :-[
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« Reply #43 on: 02 June 2013, 22:04:31 »
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Quote from: TiggerHayes on 02 June 2013, 21:19:40
That's quite witty for you Lovedunce!! It took 16 seconds to remember yourself....  ::)  ;D

Well you try and be nice to folk, so consider yourself disinvited!  :o  I'm going to invite Idi Amin instead as he'd be more entertaining and interesting to talk to!  :) 

Although he might prove to be a bigger hit with the ladeez.....  :-\  Still with 100 coming there's plenty to go round!!  :-*

about as long as you last during a shag from what i ve been told :-*

slow computer takes ages to post something on here :-[

Bad workmen always blame their tools Lovecrap!!  :)  and yes a girl can spend 16 seconds with me and no man will ever do it for her again!!!  8)
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« Reply #44 on: 03 June 2013, 00:38:00 »
a life of tigger worship, you de man 8) 8) is that with or without foreplay ??? ???
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