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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #30 on: 27 May 2008, 00:29:27 »
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Surely, when 'Man: Ver. 2.0' comes out there must be some 'down-below' improvements and design-mods. entrained.  ;D

We probably don't need a Woman 2.0 - there's not a lot wrong with the current version.

Mind you, a software upgrade might be a bit overdue - they often need to be rebooted at regular intervals  :) :(  :):(
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« Reply #31 on: 27 May 2008, 00:31:23 »
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Surely, when 'Man: Ver. 2.0' comes out there must be some 'down-below' improvements and design-mods. entrained.  ;D

We probably don't need a Woman 2.0 - there's not a lot wrong with the current version.

Mind you, a software upgrade might be a bit overdue - they often need to be rebooted at regular intervals  :) :(  :):(

 ;D ;D ;D
I am just waiting till Deb's or Lizzie see this. :-X
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« Reply #32 on: 27 May 2008, 09:04:13 »
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Surely, when 'Man: Ver. 2.0' comes out there must be some 'down-below' improvements and design-mods. entrained.  ;D

We probably don't need a Woman 2.0 - there's not a lot wrong with the current version.

Mind you, a software upgrade might be a bit overdue - they often need to be rebooted at regular intervals  :) :(  :):(

Any ideas what additional features you would like to see on Woman 2.0?

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« Reply #33 on: 27 May 2008, 15:31:19 »
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Surely, when 'Man: Ver. 2.0' comes out there must be some 'down-below' improvements and design-mods. entrained.  ;D

We probably don't need a Woman 2.0 - there's not a lot wrong with the current version.

Mind you, a software upgrade might be a bit overdue - they often need to be rebooted at regular intervals  :) :(  :):(

Any ideas what additional features you would like to see on Woman 2.0?

Audio drivers could do with tweaking!! much too much whining on the current version.

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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #34 on: 27 May 2008, 15:35:41 »
All woman are perfect! ITS MEN THAT CAUSE THE OCCASIONAL FAULT!!!!
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« Reply #35 on: 27 May 2008, 18:19:27 »
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Surely, when 'Man: Ver. 2.0' comes out there must be some 'down-below' improvements and design-mods. entrained.  ;D

We probably don't need a Woman 2.0 - there's not a lot wrong with the current version.

Mind you, a software upgrade might be a bit overdue - they often need to be rebooted at regular intervals  :) :(  :):(

Any ideas what additional features you would like to see on Woman 2.0?

needs the strong tendency to interference reduced,and constant background noise eliminated..........runs for cover  :D ;D ;D
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« Reply #36 on: 27 May 2008, 18:38:36 »
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Surely, when 'Man: Ver. 2.0' comes out there must be some 'down-below' improvements and design-mods. entrained.  ;D

We probably don't need a Woman 2.0 - there's not a lot wrong with the current version.

Mind you, a software upgrade might be a bit overdue - they often need to be rebooted at regular intervals  :) :(  :):(

Any ideas what additional features you would like to see on Woman 2.0?

needs the strong tendency to interference reduced,and constant background noise eliminated..........runs for cover  :D ;D ;D

a volume control would be nice, and an anti-soap firewall for those times you don't want to watch deadenders
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« Reply #37 on: 27 May 2008, 18:40:52 »
in fact, a remote control with volume and numerous other functions on would be worth its weight in gold. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 27 May 2008, 18:41:29 »
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All woman are perfect! ITS MEN THAT CAUSE THE OCCASIONAL FAULT!!!!

if you are blaming the operator then we have to look towards the instruction manual, how well was that written??  ;D ;D

Men have their own manual, the help file is an audio device that is prompted by the words 'what's wrong'

Woman 1.0 the helpfile is corrupt, man asks the question and the answer is generally incorrect, maybe a firmware update would be helpful ;)   ;)
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« Reply #39 on: 27 May 2008, 18:44:20 »
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in fact, a remote control with volume and numerous other functions on would be worth its weight in gold. ;D ;D ;D

You mean like this........

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« Reply #40 on: 27 May 2008, 18:48:35 »
if i give you both cars,my motor bike,my tools my guitar,my left arm and my right lung,would you sell it to me ,pleeeeeease. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #41 on: 27 May 2008, 18:50:08 »
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if i give you both cars,my motor bike,my tools my guitar,my left arm and my right lung,would you sell it to me ,pleeeeeease. ;D ;D ;D

with this remote comes responsibility though........

can you imagine the possibilities OMG  :o
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« Reply #42 on: 27 May 2008, 18:58:48 »
We dont need a remote, we have vibrators!!!

Therefore making men surplus to requirement (except to maybe fix the car)  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #43 on: 27 May 2008, 18:59:27 »
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We dont need a remote, we have vibrators!!!

Therefore making men surplus to requirement (except to maybe fix the car)  ;D ;D ;D


Wondered what the buzzing downstairs was  ::)
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« Reply #44 on: 27 May 2008, 19:24:07 »
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if i give you both cars,my motor bike,my tools my guitar,my left arm and my right lung,would you sell it to me ,pleeeeeease. ;D ;D ;D

with this remote comes responsibility though........

can you imagine the possibilities OMG  :o
i have been imagining those possibilities for a looong time :y ;D ;D
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