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[MR MISTER]

could have been Colchester !

Done that. MCTC was proper in those days.

[Shackeng]

I spent my 18th birthday peeling piggin spuds in the cookhouse of the sergeants mess at Raf Halton 

Walking to class first thing ............... end of January with lots of snow on the ground ................. snowball fight starts and I get one in the head ............. so I make myself a nice big one and throw, miss badly ............. well actually miss very badly because it flies over said targets head ................ travels another 50 yards or so and tw*ts the station commander who was taking a parade on the square  in the head 

He didn't see the funny side 

Part of a chef's training. (Surely it wasn't jankers? )

[tigers_gonads]

I spent my 18th birthday peeling piggin spuds in the cookhouse of the sergeants mess at Raf Halton 

Walking to class first thing ............... end of January with lots of snow on the ground ................. snowball fight starts and I get one in the head ............. so I make myself a nice big one and throw, miss badly ............. well actually miss very badly because it flies over said targets head ................ travels another 50 yards or so and tw*ts the station commander who was taking a parade on the square  in the head 

He didn't see the funny side 

Part of a chef's training. (Surely it wasn't jankers? )

What jankers ?    Moi 

Lets put it this way, Section 69 was my middle name at times 

[Entwood]

I spent my 18th birthday peeling piggin spuds in the cookhouse of the sergeants mess at Raf Halton 

Walking to class first thing ............... end of January with lots of snow on the ground ................. snowball fight starts and I get one in the head ............. so I make myself a nice big one and throw, miss badly ............. well actually miss very badly because it flies over said targets head ................ travels another 50 yards or so and tw*ts the station commander who was taking a parade on the square  in the head 

He didn't see the funny side 

Part of a chef's training. (Surely it wasn't jankers? )

What jankers ?    Moi 

Lets put it this way, Section 69 was my middle name at times 

An absolutely wonderful piece of prose, whoever drafted that was a genius ...    I wish I had £1 for every time I wrote it on a 252 ..

[tigers_gonads]

I spent my 18th birthday peeling piggin spuds in the cookhouse of the sergeants mess at Raf Halton 

Walking to class first thing ............... end of January with lots of snow on the ground ................. snowball fight starts and I get one in the head ............. so I make myself a nice big one and throw, miss badly ............. well actually miss very badly because it flies over said targets head ................ travels another 50 yards or so and tw*ts the station commander who was taking a parade on the square  in the head 

He didn't see the funny side 

Part of a chef's training. (Surely it wasn't jankers? )

What jankers ?    Moi 

Lets put it this way, Section 69 was my middle name at times 

An absolutely wonderful piece of prose, whoever drafted that was a genius ...    I wish I had £1 for every time I wrote it on a 252 ..

You would have been able to buy your omega with pound coins if you had known me in those days 
By the end our my sausage land tour, I think admin was having them printed with my service number already on 
With me, I think the phrase  "respect the person, not the rank" fitted me perfectly 
Good job I could do my job well or thinking back, I don't think i'd have lasted the full term.

Best days of my life   

[Entwood]

I spent my 18th birthday peeling piggin spuds in the cookhouse of the sergeants mess at Raf Halton 

Walking to class first thing ............... end of January with lots of snow on the ground ................. snowball fight starts and I get one in the head ............. so I make myself a nice big one and throw, miss badly ............. well actually miss very badly because it flies over said targets head ................ travels another 50 yards or so and tw*ts the station commander who was taking a parade on the square  in the head 

He didn't see the funny side 

Part of a chef's training. (Surely it wasn't jankers? )

What jankers ?    Moi 

Lets put it this way, Section 69 was my middle name at times 

An absolutely wonderful piece of prose, whoever drafted that was a genius ...    I wish I had £1 for every time I wrote it on a 252 ..

You would have been able to buy your omega with pound coins if you had known me in those days 
By the end our my sausage land tour, I think admin was having them printed with my service number already on 
With me, I think the phrase  "respect the person, not the rank" fitted me perfectly 
Good job I could do my job well or thinking back, I don't think i'd have lasted the full term.

Best days of my life   

Yup .. best 38 years of mine ..

[Shackeng]

I spent my 18th birthday peeling piggin spuds in the cookhouse of the sergeants mess at Raf Halton 

Walking to class first thing ............... end of January with lots of snow on the ground ................. snowball fight starts and I get one in the head ............. so I make myself a nice big one and throw, miss badly ............. well actually miss very badly because it flies over said targets head ................ travels another 50 yards or so and tw*ts the station commander who was taking a parade on the square  in the head 

He didn't see the funny side 

Part of a chef's training. (Surely it wasn't jankers? )

What jankers ?    Moi 

Lets put it this way, Section 69 was my middle name at times 

IIRC "Conduct prejudicial to good order and discipline." Mind you it was a long time ago!

[tigers_gonads]

I spent my 18th birthday peeling piggin spuds in the cookhouse of the sergeants mess at Raf Halton 

Walking to class first thing ............... end of January with lots of snow on the ground ................. snowball fight starts and I get one in the head ............. so I make myself a nice big one and throw, miss badly ............. well actually miss very badly because it flies over said targets head ................ travels another 50 yards or so and tw*ts the station commander who was taking a parade on the square  in the head 

He didn't see the funny side 

Part of a chef's training. (Surely it wasn't jankers? )

What jankers ?    Moi 

Lets put it this way, Section 69 was my middle name at times 

IIRC "Conduct prejudicial to good order and discipline." Mind you it was a long time ago!

aka Bringing the Royal Air Force into disrepute 

[Entwood]

Just to refresh the mind ... Air Force Act 1955 Section 69

69 Conduct to prejudice of air-force discipline.

Any person subject to air-force law who is guilty, whether by any act or omission or otherwise, of conduct to the prejudice of good order and air-force discipline shall, on conviction by court-martial, be liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years or any less punishment provided by this Act.

The catch-all of catch-alls ..

[tigers_gonads]

Just to refresh the mind ... Air Force Act 1955 Section 69

69 Conduct to prejudice of air-force discipline.

Any person subject to air-force law who is guilty, whether by any act or omission or otherwise, of conduct to the prejudice of good order and air-force discipline shall, on conviction by court-martial, be liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years or any less punishment provided by this Act.

The catch-all of catch-alls ..

That brings back some memories 
 

[albitz]

could have been Colchester !

Done that. MCTC was proper in those days.

Evidently,they didn't administer anywhere near enough corrective training in your case.

[Shackeng]

Just to refresh the mind ... Air Force Act 1955 Section 69

69 Conduct to prejudice of air-force discipline.

Any person subject to air-force law who is guilty, whether by any act or omission or otherwise, of conduct to the prejudice of good order and air-force discipline shall, on conviction by court-martial, be liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years or any less punishment provided by this Act.

The catch-all of catch-alls ..

Now if we could only write one similar under civil law...............

[MR MISTER]

could have been Colchester !

Done that. MCTC was proper in those days.

Evidently,they didn't administer anywhere near enough corrective training in your case.

Coming out of there was the only time in my life that I possessed a six pack (not thr type you drink). It was fickin brutal.
And d'yer know what? Looking back, I enjoyed it, the whole army experience. But that's the thing isn't it, I should have tried to enjoy it more while I was actually doing it. Never mind, eh?

[albitz]

Well,if you ever want to come down Colchester way and revisit your misspent youth just let me know Steve.







I will arrange to be out of the country.

[MR MISTER]

Well,if you ever want to come down Colchester way and revisit your misspent youth just let me know Steve.







I will arrange to be out of the country.

I had a look on streetview last week. The robin hood is still there, and the scheregate hotel, but the rest of it looks totally unfamiliar.