It's the 'post initial clean' pic, as a demonstration of the cleaner 
I don't do puke, so I have to remove every single trace of it. If I wanted my cab to smell of kebab, piss and vomit, I would buy the shittiest Passat I could get away with.
But having a degree of pride in what I do, and actually not enjoying the pungent combo above, I don't 
Never, ever wanting to own another VAG vehicle again notwithstanding 
Just dont work the pub kickout times
In fact its rare for me to work after 6ish any evening 
And you need stickers in the rear windows....stating "No food or drink allowed" and refuse to take anyone with a bottle/cup of coffee(unless its got a lid on it) or smelly kebabs 
And I'll have you know my passat is usually spotless inside and pleasantly smelly inside, bit harder to keep clean on the outside this time of year.
But then i take it to a hand car wash, once sometimes twice a week and for a tenner they do a cracking job on it inside and out in about 20mins plus dangly air freshner included 
The Passat thing wasn't meant as a dig

the mk1 superb is saloon only but does have larger
buckets rear foot wells...I wouldn't buy one in the first place, so I would need to be very bitter/twisted to go to that extreme, having knocked it on the head long before reaching that point... I hope

I generally avoid most hassles, food/drink strictly enforced... Most people accepting of the fact that it is the difference between a cab or walk home. Those too retarded to grasp that concept generally get abusive which pretty much ensures a walk home

anyone who looks likely to be sick doesn't get in the car. End of. But occasionally I get caught out, but still less than 20 times in 300 weekends work... Working nights on a circuit made it harder to avoid the trouble as you have a lot less control over the bookings.
Since April, I have been solely working off the ranks, the week days paying for pocket money, the weekend lates paying the bills

Cleaned properly, a car doesn't need a magic tree, which is a good thing because they give me a migraine

People have actually commented that it's refreshing to get in a car that doesn't have one...