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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #15 on: 13 June 2008, 12:50:18 »
to you to me to you to me to you to me,
chuckle bros, love em ::) ::)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #16 on: 13 June 2008, 12:53:42 »
Oi! >:( >:( >:(

I find all these short jokes deeply offensive.  Shortist humour is as unacceptable as racist humour in the 21st century.

Pick on someone else - slapheads, for example. :( :( :(
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #17 on: 13 June 2008, 12:57:37 »
horse walks into a bar and asks for a pint

the barman says 'why the long face?'




a bear walks in not long after and says 'can i have a pint................................................................................................................................and a packet of scratchings, please'

the barman says ' why the big pause (paws)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #18 on: 13 June 2008, 13:00:30 »
Cool!! :) :) :) :) :)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #19 on: 13 June 2008, 15:27:19 »
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Oi! >:( >:( >:(

I find all these short jokes deeply offensive.  Shortist humour is as unacceptable as racist humour in the 21st century.
i think you will find that it is you who is the shortist ;)
Pick on someone else - slapheads, for example. :( :( :(
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #20 on: 13 June 2008, 20:07:45 »
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just spilt me beer over the keyboard when i realised just how true that is!!!!
nice one martin!!! :y
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #21 on: 13 June 2008, 20:50:28 »
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FWD

just spilt me beer over the keyboard when i realised just how true that is!!!!
nice one martin!!! :y


Even my hot hatch was RWD ;D
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #22 on: 13 June 2008, 21:39:43 »
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FWD

just spilt me beer over the keyboard when i realised just how true that is!!!!
nice one martin!!! :y


Even my hot hatch was RWD ;D

yep mine too Opel kadett :y and so may i point out was my 3 wheeler!!!the good old bond bug!!! people used to really get upset
when i had it sideways!!! :y
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« Reply #23 on: 13 June 2008, 21:44:20 »
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FWD

just spilt me beer over the keyboard when i realised just how true that is!!!!
nice one martin!!! :y


Even my hot hatch was RWD ;D

yep mine too Opel kadett :y and so may i point out was my 3 wheeler!!!the good old bond bug!!! people used to really get upset
when i had it sideways!!! :y


I had a Sunbeam - a brilliant little car
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #24 on: 13 June 2008, 21:50:15 »
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FWD

just spilt me beer over the keyboard when i realised just how true that is!!!!
nice one martin!!! :y


Even my hot hatch was RWD ;D

yep mine too Opel kadett :y and so may i point out was my 3 wheeler!!!the good old bond bug!!! people used to really get upset
when i had it sideways!!! :y


I had a Sunbeam - a brilliant little car

Well I had a Mini, FWD, like a gokart on rails. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #25 on: 13 June 2008, 23:37:14 »
Man goes to doctor, moves his arm up & down & says "It hurts when i do that" Doctor replies " do'nt do it then"!!!
    Tommy Cooper again! ;D 8-)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #26 on: 13 June 2008, 23:50:17 »
i can do shorter than FWD
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #27 on: 14 June 2008, 00:02:17 »
 :-? :-[
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #28 on: 14 June 2008, 13:17:25 »
Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide..  Ahem, sorry.
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #29 on: 14 June 2008, 13:49:18 »
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