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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #30 on: 14 June 2008, 17:39:21 »
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Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide..  Ahem, sorry.



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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #31 on: 14 June 2008, 18:14:15 »
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i can do shorter than FWD
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U.S.

(or indeed, these days, UK)


My wife says:   Wanna step outside?  >:(
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #32 on: 14 June 2008, 18:17:23 »
What do you call a donkey with one eye...........winkey

What do you call a donkey with one eye and three legs.....winkey wonkey


I am off now.
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #33 on: 14 June 2008, 18:47:26 »
Woman walks into a Bar & asks for a double entendre.....................so the Barman gives her one
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #34 on: 14 June 2008, 19:35:48 »
A White Horse goes into a bar. The barman says, "We have a Whiskey named after you." The horse replies,"What; Brian?" ::)

Q:What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach have for lunch?
A: Half an hour, same as everyone else. :-[
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #35 on: 14 June 2008, 19:43:44 »
Q: What do you call an unmarried moth?

A: A myth! ;D


Oh, I see my coat--------------> here, by the door! ::)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #36 on: 14 June 2008, 19:58:48 »
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?

The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.
 ::) ::) ::)


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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #37 on: 14 June 2008, 20:49:09 »
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?

The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.
 ::) ::) ::)



 ;D Cheeky! ;D
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #38 on: 14 June 2008, 20:53:57 »
Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #39 on: 14 June 2008, 22:20:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #40 on: 14 June 2008, 22:21:52 »
A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #41 on: 15 June 2008, 01:54:29 »
2 nuns in a bath
one says "wheres the soap?"
The other one says"Yes it does doesn't it"


What do you call a man in a bush,who has no arms and no legs?



Russel


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Have you got the time on you ,cock?

Ana long joke


2 nuns driving thru Transylvania,all of a sudden Dracula lands on the bonnet.

Nun driving starts swerving across the road,braking hard and speeding up trying to shake him off.All to no avail.
Nun turns to passenger nun and says"Show him your cross"

Passenger nun winds down window,andshouts"Get off the rather bonnet you barstard"
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #42 on: 15 June 2008, 02:14:19 »
Why are pirates pirates?

Cos they aaaarrrrgggghhh!


What do you call a monkey making toast and cheese?

A gorilla!
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #43 on: 15 June 2008, 11:50:44 »
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A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.


love it  ;D ;D ;D now that was the best joke i have read in ages :y
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #44 on: 15 June 2008, 12:33:53 »
Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?


A. It's arse!
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