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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #45 on: 15 June 2008, 12:35:13 »
A scarecrow won an award last week for being out standing in his field
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #46 on: 15 June 2008, 12:37:41 »
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?


A. Mega-saur-ass
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #47 on: 15 June 2008, 12:50:25 »
Lots of funnies there guys wiping tears from eyes at mo
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #48 on: 15 June 2008, 12:59:03 »
Q.  What do you call a fish with no eyes?


A.  A fsh
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #49 on: 15 June 2008, 16:38:34 »
A horse walks into a bar,  the barman says "Why the long face!" 8-)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #50 on: 15 June 2008, 16:42:46 »
I know where there is a budgie going cheap  ;)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #51 on: 15 June 2008, 16:48:10 »
heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee blblblooooodddyyyy tthhiinngg ooffff.
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #52 on: 15 June 2008, 16:53:50 »
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heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee blblblooooodddyyyy tthhiinngg ooffff.



Superb!!!!!!!!  :) :) :) :) :)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #53 on: 19 June 2008, 01:13:29 »
Never laughed so much in my life!   ;D ;D ;D

Got to tell my mates some of them!  :y
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #54 on: 19 June 2008, 01:25:49 »
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #55 on: 19 June 2008, 01:27:40 »
What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #56 on: 19 June 2008, 02:20:57 »
GEORGE BUSH.
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #57 on: 19 June 2008, 03:01:34 »
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #58 on: 19 June 2008, 03:50:58 »
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A White Horse goes into a bar. The barman says, "We have a Whiskey named after you." The horse replies,"What; Brian?" ::)

Q:What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach have for lunch?
A: Half an hour, same as everyone else. :-[

continuing the peter kay theme....

"William Shakespeare walks into a pub,
the landlord says: "Get out.... you're barred!!"

if you need that one xplaining, just watch Mr Kay live at the top of blackpool tower. a genius of comedy DVD.

DUNK ME!!!





or just read on

landlord could also say . "Get out, ya bard!"
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #59 on: 19 June 2008, 04:03:44 »
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A White Horse goes into a bar. The barman says, "We have a Whiskey named after you." The horse replies,"What; Brian?" ::)

Q:What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach have for lunch?
A: Half an hour, same as everyone else. :-[

continuing the peter kay theme....

"William Shakespeare walks into a pub,
the landlord says: "Get out.... you're barred!!"

if you need that one xplaining, just watch Mr Kay live at the top of blackpool tower. a genius of comedy DVD.

DUNK ME!!!





or just read on

landlord could also say . "Get out, ya bard!"

Like that one better! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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