I would like to sign up,for the oof perfect driver course.
As I think my driving needs improving to oof standard of perfect 

Can't be any worse than the stupid bint who nearly put seven people in hospital by failing to stop at a giveway earlier

Pulled out about five feet infront of me without looking/indicating/braking

Only three things prevented me from driving straight into the side of her...
1. I saw her approaching the junction, and it was pretty clear that she hadn't looked or braked.
2. She turned left from my left so was travelling the same direction once she pulled out. If she'd turned right I would have ploughed straight through the drivers door.
3. There was no oncoming traffic, which gave me room to swerve.
I should have reported her really as I got absolutely no sense out of her and from her face she was somewhere near Neptune

Bowels and spleen vented (I don't call too many people 'King blind retarded Tuesdays' to their face), I was relieved simply to have missed her...
On the plus side, no one was hurt, the Insignia passed the elk test with flying colours and I got a £15 tip. Which was nice...
