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Pussies
« on: 20 April 2017, 17:28:45 »
Or even a pussy in a pussy.

Sorry to disappoint Opti and Jimbob, who'll be like safari park chimps reading the title.


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« Reply #1 on: 20 April 2017, 17:48:00 »
Well, he seems suitably unimpressed in the way cats do... :D
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« Reply #2 on: 20 April 2017, 17:56:46 »
Yeah, no food and no mice. Little sod.
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« Reply #3 on: 20 April 2017, 17:58:59 »
 ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 20 April 2017, 18:04:33 »
aaaaaaaaaaahhhh :-* :-* :-* 8)
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #5 on: 20 April 2017, 18:19:04 »
The little cat looks at home in the big cat.  :)
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #6 on: 20 April 2017, 18:27:14 »
Last time I had pussy in my car, not mine, was in a Granda 3.0 Ghia Auto, it was asleep under the brake peddle, I jumped in, key in, foot on brake, start car,.... at lighting speed this thing clawed its way up my leg, up my arm, across my face and jumped out of the window.  :o

I shivered, screamed and cried like a baby for about 10 mins after that. :(
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #7 on: 20 April 2017, 18:29:35 »
That looks like an XJ not an XF?
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« Reply #8 on: 20 April 2017, 18:31:11 »
Quote from: tunnie on 20 April 2017, 18:29:35
That looks like an XJ not an XF?
Nah, a British Blue, looking incredibly nonchalant  ::)
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #9 on: 20 April 2017, 19:04:28 »
Mrs. KW says "Why is the seat so close to the pedals?". :-X

I told her it's because you're a short@rse, obviously..... ;)

Nice Pussy, BTW. :y
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #10 on: 20 April 2017, 19:37:55 »
I had a few pussies in my Marina Coupe 1800TC!  :)

One in particular springs to mind, as it had jumped in through the window while parked up at a friends and curled up to sleep on the rear parcel shelf.  When I jumped in and drove off without noticing it, the bleddy thing turned into screaming, spitting banshee that did the 'wall of death' round and round the inside of the car!  :o

I returned it as soon as I possibly could!  ;D
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #11 on: 20 April 2017, 19:42:31 »
Its been far too long since I fondled Mrs TB's pussy ;)
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #12 on: 20 April 2017, 19:59:40 »
Who owns the car? ??? ??? ???

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Re: Pussies
« Reply #13 on: 20 April 2017, 20:00:49 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 April 2017, 19:59:40
Who owns the car? ??? ??? ???
Are you serious? Or just stupid?  ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 20 April 2017, 20:06:20 »
Quote from: STEMO on 20 April 2017, 20:00:49
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 April 2017, 19:59:40
Who owns the car? ??? ??? ???
Are you serious? Or just stupid?  ;D

I'm stupid, scouse boy. ;D Who owns the car?

Looks like 18 way adjustment for the seats so I'm guessing portfolio spec.
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