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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #3000 on: Today at 09:47:31 »
Quote from: STEMO on Today at 09:32:02
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on Today at 08:59:26
The Pope.

Not unexpected I suppose.
It was on wifeys feed this morning, with people saying 'He was alive on Easter Sunday'
Well, yes, you usually are alive the day before you die  :)
;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3001 on: Today at 10:03:24 »
Has he risen yet?
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« Reply #3002 on: Today at 10:06:51 »
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Has he risen yet?
He's a human being, not a Yorkshire pud. ;)
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #3003 on: Today at 11:31:21 »
Now we'll have all that smoke coming out the chimneys while they choose a new  80 year old eplacement.
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« Reply #3004 on: Today at 11:38:40 »
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Has he risen yet?

You need to be patient. It should take about three days.  :D


Old man dies after being ill, and now there will be 24 hour news coverage for the next week.  ::)
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« Reply #3005 on: Today at 13:12:02 »
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Has he risen yet?

You need to be patient. It should take about three days.  :D


Old man dies after being ill, and now there will be 24 hour news coverage for the next week.  ::)
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Yep you're absolutely right , really gets on my nerves I'm afraid I haven't got anytime for anything religious, all these strange men the majority who appear to have a thing for young boys, but each to his own. I simply believe that most people realise the difference between right & wrong nice & simple.
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #3006 on: Today at 16:25:41 »
Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers.

"We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them.

The priests look at each other for a moment before replying, "We'll do it
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« Reply #3007 on: Today at 18:54:03 »

Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers.

"We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them.

The priests look at each other for a moment before replying, "We'll do it
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« Reply #3008 on: Today at 20:57:22 »
Trump is going to step into the job and make the Vatican great again.  :D
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« Reply #3009 on: Today at 20:58:38 »
There's a vag joke in there somewhere...
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