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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It seems like shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves is also delusional.

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1442439606608318466


Probably edited for effect but still funny.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yesterday the low fuel light started to flash.

I put forty quid in......about half a tank.

Wrong thread....

[ronnyd]

I haven't quite grasped the importance of this whole "trans" thing yet but there seems to be a huge thrust  by the members of that community in politics  as a whole .....
From the importance that it seems to be being given by some parties it would imply that there is an enormous assemblage of confused cross dressers living amongst you all over there , certainly enough to warrant political parties wooing their votes .
Now being comfortably ensconced deep in the mountains of SW Ireland I dont seem to encounter too many of that ilk, although I thought I detected a slight 12 o'clock shadow on big Clodagh the postmistress on Saturday .... .
Scotland , in particular , seems to be teetering on the edge of a shoogely  stilletto abyss with the importance of cowering to the peculiar " rights " of this over vociferious amalgamation.
In this era of over amplified offence by social media I just don't see why any political party should be so overtly concerned about the sexual orientation of a group rather than the more obviously important difficulties that seem to be facing the country in the immediate and long term future .

After watching SKS on the the Andrew Marr show yesterday he confirmed my belief that he is impuissant, ineffectual and rudderless .
A man that knows he doomed to be another chapter in the history of Labours demise .
And as for that gobshite Rayner ......
It fills me with despair because every democracy needs a strong sensible opposition and that does not exist in any of the four corners of the UK .

Therin lies the problem, a lot of them haven't got one. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I haven't quite grasped the importance of this whole "trans" thing yet but there seems to be a huge thrust  by the members of that community in politics  as a whole .....
From the importance that it seems to be being given by some parties it would imply that there is an enormous assemblage of confused cross dressers living amongst you all over there , certainly enough to warrant political parties wooing their votes .
Now being comfortably ensconced deep in the mountains of SW Ireland I dont seem to encounter too many of that ilk, although I thought I detected a slight 12 o'clock shadow on big Clodagh the postmistress on Saturday .... .
Scotland , in particular , seems to be teetering on the edge of a shoogely  stilletto abyss with the importance of cowering to the peculiar " rights " of this over vociferious amalgamation.
In this era of over amplified offence by social media I just don't see why any political party should be so overtly concerned about the sexual orientation of a group rather than the more obviously important difficulties that seem to be facing the country in the immediate and long term future .

After watching SKS on the the Andrew Marr show yesterday he confirmed my belief that he is impuissant, ineffectual and rudderless .
A man that knows he doomed to be another chapter in the history of Labours demise .
And as for that gobshite Rayner ......
It fills me with despair because every democracy needs a strong sensible opposition and that does not exist in any of the four corners of the UK .

Therin lies the problem, a lot of them haven't got one. 

Now now, Ronny. A woman with a dick and balls is  as much of a woman as one with a fanny, in 2021.

That nice Mr Starmer tells us it is so.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Labour are having a great conference! 

Following Sir Starmer's cervical utterings and Gobshite Rayner's outburst, today Andy MacDonald (Who?) a shadow minister of something or other has resigned his frontbench post saying that the party is too divided. 

Meanwhile conference delegates have voted 70% in favour of a motion (supported by Starmer) against the new defence pact with Australia and the US. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Labour are having a great conference! 

Following Sir Starmer's cervical utterings and Gobshite Rayner's outburst, today Andy MacDonald (Who?) a shadow minister of something or other has resigned his frontbench post saying that the party is too divided. 

Meanwhile conference delegates have voted 70% in favour of a motion (supported by Starmer) against the new defence pact with Australia and the US. 

It seems that not only are tories scum. They are also racist, bigoted, homophobic, and transphobic according to the fragrant Ms. Rayner.

Imagine what she would be like after downing a couple of plastic bottles of Scrumpy Jack.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I forgot sexist.

[Doctor Gollum]

I forgot sexist.

You misogynist

[STEMO]

Labour are having a great conference! 

Following Sir Starmer's cervical utterings and Gobshite Rayner's outburst, today Andy MacDonald (Who?) a shadow minister of something or other has resigned his frontbench post saying that the party is too divided. 

Meanwhile conference delegates have voted 70% in favour of a motion (supported by Starmer) against the new defence pact with Australia and the US. 

It seems that not only are tories scum. They are also racist, bigoted, homophobic, and transphobic according to the fragrant Ms. Rayner.

Imagine what she would be like after downing a couple of plastic bottles of Scrumpy Jack.

That's why they got voted in 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Labour are having a great conference! 

Following Sir Starmer's cervical utterings and Gobshite Rayner's outburst, today Andy MacDonald (Who?) a shadow minister of something or other has resigned his frontbench post saying that the party is too divided. 

Meanwhile conference delegates have voted 70% in favour of a motion (supported by Starmer) against the new defence pact with Australia and the US. 

It seems that not only are tories scum. They are also racist, bigoted, homophobic, and transphobic according to the fragrant Ms. Rayner.

Imagine what she would be like after downing a couple of plastic bottles of Scrumpy Jack.

I suspect she'd chew you up and spit you out M'lud! 

[STEMO]

Labour are having a great conference! 

Following Sir Starmer's cervical utterings and Gobshite Rayner's outburst, today Andy MacDonald (Who?) a shadow minister of something or other has resigned his frontbench post saying that the party is too divided. 

Meanwhile conference delegates have voted 70% in favour of a motion (supported by Starmer) against the new defence pact with Australia and the US. 

It seems that not only are tories scum. They are also racist, bigoted, homophobic, and transphobic according to the fragrant Ms. Rayner.

Imagine what she would be like after downing a couple of plastic bottles of Scrumpy Jack.

I suspect she'd chew you up and spit you out M'lud! 

Oh oh.....he'll be pulling the end off it thinking about that 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Labour are having a great conference! 

Following Sir Starmer's cervical utterings and Gobshite Rayner's outburst, today Andy MacDonald (Who?) a shadow minister of something or other has resigned his frontbench post saying that the party is too divided. 

Meanwhile conference delegates have voted 70% in favour of a motion (supported by Starmer) against the new defence pact with Australia and the US. 

It seems that not only are tories scum. They are also racist, bigoted, homophobic, and transphobic according to the fragrant Ms. Rayner.

Imagine what she would be like after downing a couple of plastic bottles of Scrumpy Jack.

I suspect she'd chew you up and spit you out M'lud! 

Despite admitting to intercourse with  women of dubious character over the years, I would steer well clear of Angela.

[STEMO]

Labour are having a great conference! 

Following Sir Starmer's cervical utterings and Gobshite Rayner's outburst, today Andy MacDonald (Who?) a shadow minister of something or other has resigned his frontbench post saying that the party is too divided. 

Meanwhile conference delegates have voted 70% in favour of a motion (supported by Starmer) against the new defence pact with Australia and the US. 

It seems that not only are tories scum. They are also racist, bigoted, homophobic, and transphobic according to the fragrant Ms. Rayner.

Imagine what she would be like after downing a couple of plastic bottles of Scrumpy Jack.

I suspect she'd chew you up and spit you out M'lud! 

Despite admitting to intercourse with  women of dubious character over the years, I would steer well clear of Angela.

Just who do you think you're kidding? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Labour are having a great conference! 

Following Sir Starmer's cervical utterings and Gobshite Rayner's outburst, today Andy MacDonald (Who?) a shadow minister of something or other has resigned his frontbench post saying that the party is too divided. 

Meanwhile conference delegates have voted 70% in favour of a motion (supported by Starmer) against the new defence pact with Australia and the US. 

It seems that not only are tories scum. They are also racist, bigoted, homophobic, and transphobic according to the fragrant Ms. Rayner.

Imagine what she would be like after downing a couple of plastic bottles of Scrumpy Jack.

I suspect she'd chew you up and spit you out M'lud! 

Despite admitting to intercourse with  women of dubious character over the years, I would steer well clear of Angela.

Just who do you think you're kidding? 

Too gobby, and the accent.

[STEMO]

Labour are having a great conference! 

Following Sir Starmer's cervical utterings and Gobshite Rayner's outburst, today Andy MacDonald (Who?) a shadow minister of something or other has resigned his frontbench post saying that the party is too divided. 

Meanwhile conference delegates have voted 70% in favour of a motion (supported by Starmer) against the new defence pact with Australia and the US. 

It seems that not only are tories scum. They are also racist, bigoted, homophobic, and transphobic according to the fragrant Ms. Rayner.

Imagine what she would be like after downing a couple of plastic bottles of Scrumpy Jack.

I suspect she'd chew you up and spit you out M'lud! 

Despite admitting to intercourse with  women of dubious character over the years, I would steer well clear of Angela.

Just who do you think you're kidding? 

Too gobby, and the accent.

Then give her something to chew on