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Author Topic: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.  (Read 1294 times)

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Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« on: 07 January 2009, 19:20:51 »
I had to ring a shop in Stoke today to buy some stuff. After we's been through all the order/credit card number stuff the conversation went something like:

"OK sir, I'll get that in the post for you"

"Thanks. Do you know Daz?"

"Daz?"

"Yeah, Daz"

"There's no Daz here"

"He lives in Stoke"

"Stoke?"

"Yeah"

"Sorry, I dont know anybody called Daz"

"But he lives in Stoke, and you live in Stoke"

"Stoke's quite a big place"

"A big place?"

"Well, quite big"

"As big as, say, Manchester?"

"No, not that big"

"I heard Robbie Williams say it was only a small place"

"Not really small"

"So Robbie Williams is a liar....."

Dial tone.


I hope I get my stuff.
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #1 on: 07 January 2009, 19:50:04 »
 :) :D ;D
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #2 on: 07 January 2009, 19:59:26 »
Daz nearly lives in Cheshire so he's not a proper Stokie ::)
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #3 on: 07 January 2009, 20:01:27 »
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Daz nearly lives in Cheshire so he's not a proper Stokie ::)

No wonder she didn't know him.


When exactly is he moving in with you Petra?
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #4 on: 07 January 2009, 20:10:04 »
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Daz nearly lives in Cheshire so he's not a proper Stokie ::)

No wonder she didn't know him.


When exactly is he moving in with you Petra?
He already has :-*
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #5 on: 07 January 2009, 20:33:52 »
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I had to ring a shop in Stoke today to buy some stuff. After we's been through all the order/credit card number stuff the conversation went something like:

"OK sir, I'll get that in the post for you"

"Thanks. Do you know Daz?"

"Daz?"

"Yeah, Daz"

"There's no Daz here"

"He lives in Stoke"

"Stoke?"

"Yeah"

"Sorry, I dont know anybody called Daz"

"But he lives in Stoke, and you live in Stoke"

"Stoke's quite a big place"

"A big place?"

"Well, quite big"

"As big as, say, Manchester?"

"No, not that big"

"I heard Robbie Williams say it was only a small place"

"Not really small"

"So Robbie Williams is a liar....."

Dial tone.


I hope I get my stuff.

very good  :y :y
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #6 on: 07 January 2009, 21:02:06 »
How odd.  I rang the Stoke porn shop last week and when I asked for a discount as  I was an OOF member, the shop girl said "You must know Daz then!"

You must have been the subject to a wind up Steve, I bet that lass is still laughing at you now  ;D
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #7 on: 07 January 2009, 21:06:52 »
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How odd.  I rang the Stoke porn shop last week and when I asked for a discount as  I was an OOF member, the shop girl said "You must know Daz then!"

You must have been the subject to a wind up Steve, I bet that lass is still laughing at you now  ;D

Oh yeah? Well wait till I ask Daz to go visit.
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #8 on: 07 January 2009, 21:56:58 »
What were you ringing a shop in Stoke for Steve, some 1970s clothes ;D
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #9 on: 07 January 2009, 22:02:26 »
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I had to ring a shop in Stoke today to buy some stuff. After we's been through all the order/credit card number stuff the conversation went something like:

"OK sir, I'll get that in the post for you"

"Thanks. Do you know Daz?"

"Daz?"

"Yeah, Daz"

"There's no Daz here"

"He lives in Stoke"

"Stoke?"

"Yeah"

"Sorry, I dont know anybody called Daz"

"But he lives in Stoke, and you live in Stoke"

"Stoke's quite a big place"

"A big place?"

"Well, quite big"

"As big as, say, Manchester?"

"No, not that big"

"I heard Robbie Williams say it was only a small place"

"Not really small"

"So Robbie Williams is a liar....."

Dial tone.


I hope I get my stuff.

Should have said Massive Daz she would have known then  ;)
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #10 on: 07 January 2009, 22:03:52 »
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I had to ring a shop in Stoke today to buy some stuff. After we's been through all the order/credit card number stuff the conversation went something like:

"OK sir, I'll get that in the post for you"

"Thanks. Do you know Daz?"

"Daz?"

"Yeah, Daz"

"There's no Daz here"

"He lives in Stoke"

"Stoke?"

"Yeah"

"Sorry, I dont know anybody called Daz"

"But he lives in Stoke, and you live in Stoke"

"Stoke's quite a big place"

"A big place?"

"Well, quite big"

"As big as, say, Manchester?"

"No, not that big"

"I heard Robbie Williams say it was only a small place"

"Not really small"

"So Robbie Williams is a liar....."

Dial tone.


I hope I get my stuff.

Should have said Massive Daz she would have known then  ;)
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Daz you is nuts lmao
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #11 on: 07 January 2009, 22:06:05 »
Nuts???? how rude........ ;D

Just telling the truth again  ::)
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #12 on: 08 January 2009, 11:28:12 »
No wonder they didn't know - did you try Loo-Knee?

They may know him by that rather than Daz
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #13 on: 08 January 2009, 11:34:24 »
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No wonder they didn't know - did you try Loo-Knee?

They may know him by that rather than Daz

Thought everyone knew him.

All the cards in the phone boxs say dial 0800 loo-knee for dial a date, not sure what the pic of the cross dresser on the card was about tho. ;D ;D
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Re: Hope I get my stuff from Stoke.
« Reply #14 on: 08 January 2009, 11:52:20 »
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No wonder they didn't know - did you try Loo-Knee?

They may know him by that rather than Daz

Thought everyone knew him.

All the cards in the phone boxs say dial 0800 loo-knee for dial a date, not sure what the pic of the cross dresser on the card was about tho. ;D ;D


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