I cant rip into police as one of my sisters, her fella and one of my nephews are all Police officers and I have close relations shall we say with both Police and C.S.O's for my job.

Anyway, little story. One night, a couple of years ago, Think it was about 11 o'clock. Im pulling out of a local Shell garage in my modified astra G, onto a dual carriageway. Just as I'm pulling out the garage a Police Volvo passes in the opposite direction. They take one look at me and accelerate hard to get to the roundabout approx 500yds in the opposite direction, just to come back ang give me a tug.
I reversed back a bit and sat there waiting for them to come back up the hill and after me. They must of been giving it some beans as when they clocked me still in the same place, the volvo took a nose dive, ass in the air and passed me in a plume of smoke.
I sat there laughing to myself

s they reversed back to where I was sat and pulled up along side me. They asked what I was doing and didnt seem impressed when I said I was waiting for them. They then had the cheek to try and give ME a warning for wasting police time. :oNeedless to say that didnt get very far.

Another time I had called into a friends house on way to work ( in astra again) and put my glasses loosly on top of the centre console. Upon leaving my friends road and turning left my glasses slid across the dash and onto the floor in the passenger footwell. I pulled over and as there is no interior light in the astra was fumbling round to find my glasses. When found I looked in mirror and indicated to pull away. Only to see a police car with the blues on.
I pulled over again. This time the police officer wanted to know why I was "HIDING" from them as they drove past!!!!!

I explained what had happened but he wasnt happy with my "excuse" and kept me for nearly half hour checking my car over and all my documents.
