Topic: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread (Read 8481 times)

Jimbob · « **on:** 26 June 2009, 09:55:53 »

Lets have em in here

If you dont like em.....dont look further down

Jimbob · « **Reply #1 on:** 26 June 2009, 09:56:02 »

reports of jackson having a heart attack are incorrect, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke

Jimbob · « **Reply #2 on:** 26 June 2009, 09:56:48 »

Seemingly Michael Jackson is to have his ashes scattered in a sandpit so the kids can still play with him!

Jimbob · « **Reply #3 on:** 26 June 2009, 09:57:37 »

whats the difference between Alex Furguson & Michael Jackson? Furgusson will be playing Giggs in August.

mantahatch · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:05:05 »

mantahatch · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:11:33 »

Because Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he is going to be melted down and moulded into Lego bricks so the kids can play with him for a change...

Jimbob · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:13:20 »

They are gonna stick him in Tussauds as his own wax work

Omega man 2 · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:16:31 »

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.

kris · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:17:45 »

Mcdonalds have brought out a McJackson burger
it's 50 yr old meat stuffed between two 8yr old buns

Omega man 2 · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:18:05 »

Their Making a Film about MJ's Life: The Hand That Robbed The Cradle

Omega man 2 · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:18:45 »

Paramedics said he never regained his color...

kris · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:19:16 »

what a coincidence............
farrah fawcett and michael jackson both dying on the same day. 1 played with majors the other played with minors

Omega man 2 · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:19:47 »

According to reports there were drugs in the house too. They found Class A in the bathroom, and Class 4c in his bedroom!!!

Kevin Wood · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:25:45 »

Just offered to make a coffee for a colleague. He said "Yes please, and it doesn't matter if it's black or white."

Kevin

Ghost · « **Reply #14 on:** 26 June 2009, 10:29:19 »

What is small brown warm and you find it in little boys shorts?
Micheal jacksons Hand