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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #15 on: 26 June 2009, 10:30:21 »
Thriller sequel boosted by unexpected cost reductions in make-up department.
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #16 on: 26 June 2009, 10:44:51 »
Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, “you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth. Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all. St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option. The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter”
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #17 on: 26 June 2009, 11:35:37 »
How many drinks have you had this morning Jimbob to celebrate your birthday?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Yours will be among the thousands of jokes that will be going around, but as in death as in life eh? 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #18 on: 26 June 2009, 11:38:34 »
Q: Why was it unusual for Michael Jackson to wave a baby over a balcony?

A: He'd usually just toss it off...
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #19 on: 26 June 2009, 11:43:30 »
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How many drinks have you had this morning Jimbob to celebrate your birthday?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Yours will be among the thousands of jokes that will be going around, but as in death as in life eh? 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)


sorry to say just 2 cups of tea, sat at work, jokes flying around
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #20 on: 26 June 2009, 12:03:46 »
whats the difference between Michael Jackson & West Ham United




















West Ham will still be blowing bubbles in August  ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #21 on: 26 June 2009, 12:08:45 »
Micheal Jackson has been refused entry to heaven...

dont blame it on the sunshine.....

dont blame it on the moonlight....

dont blame it on the goodtime...

blame it on the buggery!
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #22 on: 26 June 2009, 12:11:30 »
meat loaf is to release a tribute to Micheal Jackson


real dead singer with glove!
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #23 on: 26 June 2009, 12:43:39 »
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How many drinks have you had this morning Jimbob to celebrate your birthday?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Yours will be among the thousands of jokes that will be going around, but as in death as in life eh? 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)


sorry to say just 2 cups of tea, sat at work, jokes flying around

Ah yes always was a good breading ground for great jokes, that are [size=18]Thriller, Killers![/size] ;D ;D ;D  8-) 8-) ;)
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #24 on: 26 June 2009, 13:41:42 »
apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C.
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #25 on: 26 June 2009, 13:51:30 »
Jackos ghost has been sighted in a childrens hospital, looks like he will continue to try and put the willies up small children!
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #26 on: 26 June 2009, 13:52:19 »
I don’t understand all this bad feeling toward Michael Jackson.

It was only a string of minor offences.
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #27 on: 26 June 2009, 13:52:42 »
FOR SALE:

2x meet and greet Michael Jackson tickets, o2 London

£25 ono

Genuine reason for sale.
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #28 on: 26 June 2009, 13:53:21 »
There were four in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and MJ fell out, as he hit the ground his heart gave out ...
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #29 on: 26 June 2009, 14:57:53 »
I heard, MJ had got his last wish.
He is going to be melted down and made into plastic carrier bags, so that he can still be dangerous to children  ;D
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