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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #30 on: 26 June 2009, 16:49:23 »
in the ambulance the doctor said "I think we should start CPR". The paramedic said, "no, we should start heart massage",the driver said "we should start on an adrenaline drip"...
Jacko gasping for air, said...
"For god sake..'.You wanna be starting something'
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #31 on: 26 June 2009, 17:06:00 »
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in the ambulance the doctor said "I think we should start CPR". The paramedic said, "no, we should start heart massage",the driver said "we should start on an adrenaline drip"...
Jacko gasping for air, said...
"For god sake..'.You wanna be starting something'
Hate to say it as I really liked his music etc, but these are all quality  ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #32 on: 26 June 2009, 17:59:38 »
All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
« Last Edit: 26 June 2009, 18:00:33 by Lizzie_Zoom »
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #33 on: 26 June 2009, 18:22:25 »
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All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
;Dgood one lizzie ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #34 on: 26 June 2009, 18:35:26 »
Police say Michael Jackson's death could be suspicious. They are currently looking for a Smooth Criminal, who could be Black or White, but he's definately Bad and Dangerous. They got fingerprints Off The Wall and they say there was a Man In The Mirror, and A Stranger In Moscow who was Gone Too Soon. They would like Ben and Billie Jean to come forward, but they don't Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'. Police say they Don't Stop 'til they Get Enough evidence as they found Blood On The Dance Floor. It's going to be a tough case but Police say they will Beat It. Its a real Thriller.
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #35 on: 26 June 2009, 18:36:52 »
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All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
;Dgood one lizzie ;D


That is the only time I can be funny with my own joke, when I don't realise what I have said!! :o :o :o  Thanks to you GD I now do! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #36 on: 26 June 2009, 18:40:46 »
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All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


and to keep the colour theme...

After many years of being unsure whether he was black or white, it briefly appeared last night that Michael Jackson had settled on blue.

In the end, though, he finally chose grey.
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #37 on: 26 June 2009, 18:41:50 »
This is an appeal by the RSPCA- Wanted a good home for a very loving monkey called Bubbles. Bubbles is very freindly & likes to be w$£"ed off with a white glove.
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #38 on: 26 June 2009, 18:42:52 »
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This is an appeal by the RSPCA- Wanted a good home for a very loving monkey called Bubbles. Bubbles is very freindly & likes to be w$£"ed off with a white glove.



Whats brown, furry, and hungry......Bubbles
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #39 on: 26 June 2009, 18:43:15 »
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All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


and to keep the colour theme...

After many years of being unsure whether he was black or white, it briefly appeared last night that Michael Jackson had settled on blue.

In the end, though, he finally chose grey.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  but he will soon be black again... ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)

Sorry, I'll get me coat! ::) ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #40 on: 26 June 2009, 19:50:17 »
Jockeys at this weekends race meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Wacko Jacko..

Who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone else in living memory..  ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #41 on: 26 June 2009, 20:41:46 »
woody allen is very upset about jacko dying, he lent him two fives last week & expected a ten back! :o
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #42 on: 26 June 2009, 20:47:33 »
What time did wacko jacko go to bed?...

When the big hand touched the little hand.  :-[
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #43 on: 26 June 2009, 20:49:14 »
Reports coming in that Wacko drowned....

No body could be arsed to throw him a buoy.  :-[
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #44 on: 26 June 2009, 21:20:50 »
This isnt a joke, but i thought i'd put it in this thread.

I had a women passenger this morning that told me she had just won £100.

After I asked how.....she explained....

She had placed a £5 bet with a bookie at 20-1 that Jacko wouldnt appear at the concert @ O2

She went on to say tho....she hadnt expected him to '"snuff it"  ::)
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