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LFF64

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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #15 on: 27 August 2009, 11:47:55 »
You can say that again Lizzie  ;) But you knew  I was going to say that though didn,t you  :-*
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #16 on: 27 August 2009, 11:50:50 »
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You can say that again Lizzie  ;) But you knew  I was going to say that though didn,t you  :-*

Yes, LFF! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #17 on: 27 August 2009, 12:48:27 »
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I've been noticing for quite a while that my wife has been receiving secret texts and mysterious calls. She's been going out to see her friends a lot more too. I'm not a jealous guy but my suspicion was aroused when she went to work the other day. I called her and they said that she was off sick. So, this evening, when she went out, I jumped in the Omega and followed her at a distance. She pulled up at the local park, so I drove a little further and got out and hid behind the front wing. She waited for a while and then a bloke who I know she works with showed up and hugged and kissed her. I looked down at my shoes and noticed that I was standing in a puddle of green water. I smelt it and I can't be sure but I think it was coming from the aircon pump. Do you think I could have a leak? How difficult is it to find and how much should I pay for a repair?

Sorry to hear you've got an aircon leak mate  :-? :-? :) :) ;)
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #18 on: 27 August 2009, 14:31:58 »
Lizzie, there's no mystery to women's sixth sense. Men are 90% thinking about:
1. Boobies
2. Food
3. Cars
4. Boobies
5. Big boobies
6. Themselves.

You've got a 50% chance with some of them!
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #19 on: 27 August 2009, 14:32:47 »
...sorry, forgot to add:
Boobies
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #20 on: 27 August 2009, 15:02:00 »
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...sorry, forgot to add:
Boobies


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  If you say so!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I think most of us could guess that list!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Advice needed.
« Reply #21 on: 27 August 2009, 15:06:38 »
 :-? :-?

 ;D ;D  ::)   :y
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