Tbh, I think they are the 2 most ugly bikes I have ever seen.You should have to be over 18 to be allowed to look at them.
...........but each to their own etc.
A workmate bought one of those adventure things new a couple of years ago,iirc he paid around £10,000 for it,I told him just how pretty I didnt think it was,he got the hump and offered me a race (we had a 2 mile private circuit where we worked),He had the hump even more after that.

Agreed there are sexier bikes out there, but i think it looks good!
They are also deceptively fast, won't win any races but not too shabby either 
Like hell they are, they are sluggish tourers. There are much, much better tourers out there. Don't get hung up on Long Way Round, their's were very heavily modified, and look how often they kept coming off and having to get help to lift it.
good point,bloody things weigh as much as a small car,if I dropped one of those I would have to leave it where it was,wouldnt have a hope of picking it up.Also power/weight ratio cant be too impressive.
If you want something that can accomadate your height with a LOT of serious grunt and can go round corners quicker than you can even dream of Tunnie,take my advice,test ride the Aprillia. 
They are easy as pie to lift, due to the boxer engine, plenty of vids in youtube of small people lifting a fully loaded GSA.
Tbh, i don't want a bike with stupid power, i drive a 4 pot Omega!
I have ridden those type of bikes, i get sholder ache within 20 mins, visibility is poor cause i am hunched over, i don't like having the weight on my wrists.
I did over 200 miles on the GS on Friday, and was absolutely fine!