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Re: Any ideas please?
« Reply #15 on: 19 December 2009, 20:03:05 »
Off the scale with a negative prefix I take it? :P
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« Reply #16 on: 19 December 2009, 20:05:24 »
OK. Time to end this with my usual panache.





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« Reply #17 on: 19 December 2009, 20:07:54 »
Cheers Steve I'm bursting for a pee anyway you cant beat a bit of cyber dueling
Love you, :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #18 on: 19 December 2009, 20:08:45 »
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Cheers Steve I'm bursting for a pee anyway you cant beat a bit of cyber dueling
Love you, :-* :-* :-*


I know. I'm irresistable. ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 19 December 2009, 20:12:36 »
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Cheers Steve I'm bursting for a pee anyway you cant beat a bit of cyber dueling
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I know. I'm irresistable. ;D
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Re: Any ideas please?
« Reply #20 on: 19 December 2009, 20:32:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y

I see a bunch of Alzheimer samples , but I forgot why I answered this thread.. ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 20 December 2009, 10:01:58 »
thats not as bad as going to the shop for dog food and coming back with milk and bread. i did that the other day  :o
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Re: Any ideas please?
« Reply #22 on: 20 December 2009, 17:05:30 »
Why, before driving off, do I have to search every one of my pockets to find the car keys I used 15 seconds ago to unlock the car?  :(

Why won't my glasses stay where I put them?  I sometimes have to use my spare glasses to find my glasses. :(

I spent 5 minutes yesterday looking for the gloves I was wearing 3 minutes before I lost them.  :(

Why do I have to shuffle through 12 payment/store/loyalty cards to find the one I used in the last shop I was in?  :(
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Re: Any ideas please?
« Reply #23 on: 20 December 2009, 17:24:35 »
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I just went to the kitchen, stood there wondering what i went there for, gave up & sat back here at my desk. Still can't remember now.
   I'm not drunk...yet!

For a pee?  ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #24 on: 20 December 2009, 17:25:37 »
Bet you were looking for your marbles Guy ;) ;) ;)
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« Reply #25 on: 20 December 2009, 17:26:30 »
... Or perhaps it was the Dummy and toys you threw all over the place recently  :-X :-X ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 20 December 2009, 17:27:45 »
Stannah have just announced their newest stairlift.  Called the Stannah Express, it's guaranteed to get you upstairs before you've forgotten what you were going up there for.

Er, I think I may have posted this once before...
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Re: Any ideas please?
« Reply #27 on: 20 December 2009, 17:54:41 »
Must have found the booze, he aint been on since 9pm last night.   :y :y
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