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Richie London

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this woman in the pub
« on: 09 January 2010, 21:50:25 »
said she had the trots then calmly pulled out a roll of bog paper and put it on the table. it was gone within half hr. must of been some curry last night  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #1 on: 09 January 2010, 21:51:37 »
That sure is a classy place you drink in
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #2 on: 09 January 2010, 21:54:39 »
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That sure is a classy place you drink in

The standard issue bog roll is clearly a bit "John Wayne". ;D

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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #3 on: 09 January 2010, 21:55:25 »
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That sure is a classy place you drink in

The standard issue bog roll is clearly a bit "John Wayne". ;D

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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #4 on: 09 January 2010, 21:56:28 »
Has she never heard of a cork?
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #5 on: 09 January 2010, 21:57:05 »
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Has she never heard of a cork?

Has she never heard of spec savers
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #6 on: 09 January 2010, 21:57:54 »
I always wondered what happened to Olive from On The Buses.....

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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #7 on: 09 January 2010, 21:59:32 »
she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 09 January 2010, 22:00:16 »
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D

So was it your place or hers.....
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #9 on: 09 January 2010, 22:00:35 »
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D


and you had a shave specially for her.   ::)
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #10 on: 09 January 2010, 22:00:38 »
Funny how she is squeezing her knees together......as if already trying to keep it all in.......

lol

Gross......

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« Reply #11 on: 09 January 2010, 22:01:12 »
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D


Not as wierd as the fella going round the boozer taking pictures. Wonder you mobile didn't end up squarely wedged up your jacksie mate.
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #12 on: 09 January 2010, 22:04:11 »
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D


Not as wierd as the fella going round the boozer taking pictures. Wonder you mobile didn't end up squarely wedged up your jacksie mate.


i dont normally take pics of anyone but i had to take  a pic, she was totally off her trolley. probably an x oof member  ;)
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #13 on: 09 January 2010, 22:05:30 »
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D


Not as wierd as the fella going round the boozer taking pictures. Wonder you mobile didn't end up squarely wedged up your jacksie mate.[/quote]
That may have been one way of sorting her loose bowels out  ::)
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #14 on: 09 January 2010, 22:08:34 »
Got to admire her tenacious spirit al the same - impressive :y :y
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