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[STMO999]

My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'.

Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo 

Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please.

Knobhead

Always resorting to the intellectual reply

Act your age not your shoe size dickwart

Remember, peabrain, I might come visit.

Visit where? here? I would never in a million years ever invite you here!!
Arse Bandit

That's the very reason you would invite me, knob jockey.

[STMO999]

Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

[Darth Loo-knee]

Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece

[STMO999]

Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece

?? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/

[Darth Loo-knee]

Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece

?? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/

You know about that better than anyone

[STMO999]

Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece

?? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/

You know about that better than anyone

Seven words and you had to edit? God help us.

[MikeDundee]

My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'.

Your worse than DLK, you actually have a mate , well at least it's one more than DLK

[Darth Loo-knee]

Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece

?? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/

You know about that better than anyone

Seven words and you had to edit? God help us.

I did not want to be blamed for trying to beat the word filter like you so often do

[STMO999]

My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'.

Your worse than DLK, you actually have a mate , well at least it's one more than DLK

Mad Jock and Dopey Stokie online together. That's it now, we wont get a word in.

[STMO999]

Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece

?? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/

You know about that better than anyone

Seven words and you had to edit? God help us.

I did not want to be blamed for trying to beat the word filter like you so often do

Dont snarl at me yer little shit.

[Darth Loo-knee]

My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'.

Your worse than DLK, you actually have a mate , well at least it's one more than DLK

Well I have just lost another 

[MikeDundee]

My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'.

Your worse than DLK, you actually have a mate , well at least it's one more than DLK

Well I have just lost another 

You can't lose something you never had