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Quote from: TheBoy on 07 July 2025, 17:25:34Swapped the little shitbox for the day, for something with 650cc, two wheels and significantly quicker Did I fix that right?
Swapped the little shitbox for the day, for something with 650cc, two wheels and significantly quicker
I assume by now you've put it upside down into the scenery somewhere picturesque
This
I learnt something during my week away. I'd assumed that the Mercedes drivers universally being cocks was a UK thing, but it does appear to be global.Present company (possibly!) excluded, of course
Put some 'elastictrickery' into the PP9 of Mrs Opti's milk float.
Talking of cocks, an x351 Jag XJL owner pulled into Sainsburys carpark yesterday, and put it right in the middle of 2 spaces. Now, owning the SWB version, I know they are big cars for small parking spaces, but, I mean, REALLY? It wasn't an old duffer either.
Quote from: TheBoy on 10 July 2025, 14:56:16Talking of cocks, an x351 Jag XJL owner pulled into Sainsburys carpark yesterday, and put it right in the middle of 2 spaces. Now, owning the SWB version, I know they are big cars for small parking spaces, but, I mean, REALLY? It wasn't an old duffer either.One of my many intrusive thoughts is to buy an original smart car or similar just so I can park it in the 3/4 of a space some drivers insist on leaving next to their car. Fitted with a Hayabusa engine - obviously.No point otherwise