...although I will say first off it is not the fault of the car.
Yesterday I decided to whip the front wheels off and take a look at the whisbones ahead of either having the camber checked or new ones put on.
With the tools out and ready the wheel nut covers were whipped of and I was confonted by a mangled mess that once were a pair of locking wheel nuts.

As the tyres are very recent I'm assuming that someone thieving git has had a go at removing them and managed to destroy the locking nuts in the process. I'm pretty particular about this sort of thing and alwys torque them up properly whenever I take a wheel off, in addition I checked them before putting them back in last time so there is no way I did this. The direction of the ripping of the recesses indicates that it has been done while trying to loosen them too.
So I suppose this is either going to need someone who can get them out whole - which I would love to see - or drilling and tapping back to allow for a new set to be fitted in their place. Which I will need to sort out pretty quickly as I do not want to have a puncture and be stranded.
I haven't even looked at the back ones yet, I'm too scared right now.
Really annoyed at some of the low-life scum there is out there.