Safely home now, no probs on the way.

Not even any sign of leaks around the gasket area, though I'll have a better look later.
Engine now
super-quiet 
. Possibly the best I've heard it run, though it's hard to remember what something previously sounded like.
Time for some thanks.
The humour about a Tech2 being needed to alter the weather was my first chuckle during this episode.

Agemo: not sure whether one could force oil back through the pump towards the strainer, possibly only by rotating the engine the wrong way whilst injecting it somewhere? :-/ I doubt it would have shifted much of the cloggage even if possible, it took the missus's tweezers (

) and a LOT of carb cleaner and time to clear it completely. Then it would all still be in the sump, though I suppose some may have come out by dropping the oil.
Tapper888, pic of oil pump was very helpful, ta. Vx parts man had no idea what I was on about with the replacement relief-valve kit, unfortunately I couldn't print your pic out to show him.
Special mention to Broomies Mate for the offer of tools/attendance at the scene. What a star!

Special mention to philrich for emailing me proper Vx info about everything to do with oil pumps and sumps. What a star!

Some of you may recall me posting about Pela oil extractors recently. I
may be adjusting my views. :-/
I
wonder if the strainer was already rather clogged from poor early-years servicing, then the Pela tube tapping the bottom of the sump may have dislodged some of the carbon sediment which then got sucked up to obscure the remaining area of the strainer when running. As I've said, there was a fair amount of flaky black crud loose in the bottom of the sump. How much of this might have flowed out with a 'normal' oil change, I really couldn't say. Arguably more than through the Pela pipe, as some of the chunks were quite large, bigger than the I/D of the extractor.
Also in the sump; one M6-ish-sized washer, defo not from my work; will examine and photograph soon.

Against this theory is the fact that the last oil change was back in early May, and no problems between then and Friday 13th. :-/
I'm still resolutely unsuperstitious though.

Cheers OOF, scrappage was discussed, not with you lot as allies!
