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[maria]

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[Jimbob]

Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.  Therapist is blonde, petite, fit as break.  She says "If you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I'll suck your cock and you can cum in my mouth"
1st one stammers "BBBBirmingham"  2nd "MMMMMMMManchester" Then Paddy stands up, composes himself and says "London".  She gets his cock out and gives them the best blowjob of his life, Just as he cums he sighs...."ddderrry"

[Big Fra]

Never trust a creature that can bleed for seven days and not die!

 

[philayl]

Couple had been married for forty years, to celebrate they went back to the same hotel they spent their honeymoon in, booked the same room and sat at the same table for meals. The wife said"To keep it oiriginal, we should do what we did forty years ago and sneak downstairs into the back yard and have sex up against the fence." They do this and afterwards she says "That was fantastic, much better than the first time." He replies "The bloody fence wasn't electrified then!"

[zippo]

Couple had been married for forty years, to celebrate they went back to the same hotel they spent their honeymoon in, booked the same room and sat at the same table for meals. The wife said"To keep it oiriginal, we should do what we did forty years ago and sneak downstairs into the back yard and have sex up against the fence." They do this and afterwards she says "That was fantastic, much better than the first time." He replies "The bloody fence wasn't electrified then!"

very good

[Jimbob]

A Charity pantomime in aid of the Paranoid Schizophrenics descended in to chaos yesterday when someone shouted "He's behind you!"

[Big Fra]

Two old women sitting on a park bench, one turns to the other and says "Did you come on the bus"? The other says, "Yes, but I made it look like a heart attack"

[maria]

Every woman has four men in her life....

she has her doctor, dentist, decorator and bank manager .

That's because the doctor says : strip off'
The dentist says's: open wide
The decorator says: how do you like it now it's up?
And the bank manager says, you mustn't draw it out or you'll lose interest.

 

[Big Fra]

Jim and Edna are mental patients. One day Jim jumps in the pool and stays on the bottom. Edna dives in and saves him. The manager calls Edna into his office and says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news & some bad news. The good news is we are releasing you, as you're obviously sane saving another's life. The bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom."No" Edna says "That's where I put him to dry"

[zippo]

Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.  Therapist is blonde, petite, fit as break.  She says "If you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I'll suck your cock and you can cum in my mouth"
1st one stammers "BBBBirmingham"  2nd "MMMMMMMManchester" Then Paddy stands up, composes himself and says "London".  She gets his cock out and gives them the best blowjob of his life, Just as he cums he sighs...."ddderrry"

never read jokes while eating at the computer ask me how i know
lmao (one my speech therapists was a babe i didn't get that sort of incentive though )

[Big Fra]

A woman rings her boss and says, "I wont be in at work today as I have anal blindness. Her boss, puzzled, asks "What's that"? She says, "I can't see my arse getting out of bed today"

[Jimbob]

Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.  Therapist is blonde, petite, fit as break.  She says "If you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I'll suck your cock and you can cum in my mouth"
1st one stammers "BBBBirmingham"  2nd "MMMMMMMManchester" Then Paddy stands up, composes himself and says "London".  She gets his cock out and gives them the best blowjob of his life, Just as he cums he sighs...."ddderrry"

never read jokes while eating at the computer ask me how i know
lmao (one my speech therapists was a babe i didn't get that sort of incentive though )

Sorry, pack of screen wipes required?  

[Big Fra]

Irish girl in a car crash says, "I think I have concussion" paramedic asks, "how many fingers have I got up"? she replies, "Oh no! I think my f@nny's paralised too"!

[zippo]

Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.  Therapist is blonde, petite, fit as break.  She says "If you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I'll suck your cock and you can cum in my mouth"
1st one stammers "BBBBirmingham"  2nd "MMMMMMMManchester" Then Paddy stands up, composes himself and says "London".  She gets his cock out and gives them the best blowjob of his life, Just as he cums he sighs...."ddderrry"

never read jokes while eating at the computer ask me how i know
lmao (one my speech therapists was a babe i didn't get that sort of incentive though )

Sorry, pack of screen wipes required?  

more like a box full ive not laughed so much in ages sides are killing me

[maria]

A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches maxine, Who's sitting all by herself....

Man: ' excuse me miss, may i buy you a cocktail?

Maxine: No, thankyou alcohol is bad for my legs,

man: I'm sorry to hear that, do they swell?
 
Maxine: No, they speard.