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[millwall]

i only got 14 right  does this mean i will be deported

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/quiz/2011/oct/11/uk-citizenship-test-quiz?CMP=twt_gu

[Sir Tigger KC]

Right, I'll get my coat!! I got 11 right!! 

You can tell that that test was put together by a bunch of polically correct muppets!!    There's even a question about benefits!! I suppose that covers British culture tho...    Where are the questions about Drake, Nelson, Wellington and Churchill?   

What about something useful like:- You have £5 in your pocket. On your way to the pub you buy a copy of The Sun and a packet of mints. Do you have enough for a pint of Stella and a packet of pork scratchings?   

[millwall]

Right, I'll get my coat!! I got 11 right!! 

You can tell that that test was put together by a bunch of polically correct muppets!!     There's even a question about benefits!! I suppose that covers British culture tho...    Where are the questions about Drake, Nelson, Wellington and Churchill?   

What about something useful like:- You have £5 in your pocket. On your way to the pub you buy a copy of The Sun and a packet of mints. Do you have enough for a pint of Stella and a packet of pork scratchings?   

correct  what a load of old tosh the questions are

[albitz]

Its in the Grauniad,what did you expect ? 

[albitz]

I got 16 right.Does that make me a socialist ? .............what a load of rather cack.

[SIR Philbutt]

I got 15 ... how many did you guess and get right ..... I guessed 4 ....

We need somebody who is not british to do to a compare before we get on the next ferry !!!!!

Do agree it is a load of tosh really ....

[Bionic]

What was the point of this test when the answers are given to the parasites who apply for entry anyway?
Politically Correct SH*te as always and no doubt backed by the even more pathetic Human Rights acitvists and do-gooders.
 

[Lazydocker]

Not only the scroungers that sit it though... We have friends from South Africa who have sat it Incidentally, they haven't taken a penny in handouts from the government Not even Child Allowance (or whatever it's called now!) because they feel that they don't deserve them 

[aaronjb]

Its in the Grauniad,what did you expect ? 

I believe the questions are from the actual Citizenship Test, though, not the Guardian..

Not only the scroungers that sit it though... We have friends from South Africa who have sat it Incidentally, they haven't taken a penny in handouts from the government Not even Child Allowance (or whatever it's called now!) because they feel that they don't deserve them 

Indeed - in recent months three friends of mine from work have taken the test, two Aussies and one American - all of which earn considerably more than me and pay considerably more in taxes, none have kids or any kind of tax allowance and none have been out of work while they've been here (or they wouldn't qualify for entry). Actually make that four, I think the Saffer has as well..

[millwall]

I believe the questions are from the actual Citizenship Test, though, not the Guardian..


correct they are 

[Gaffers]

When my wife did the actual citizenship test she got 24/25.  I would have failed.  Plenty of those who took the test with the wife failed.

[albitz]

Its in the Grauniad,what did you expect ? 

I believe the questions are from the actual Citizenship Test, though, not the Guardian..

I know Aaron,I just cant pass up any opportunity to put the boot into the worlds worst excuse for a newspaper.

[zirk]

I deliberately answered all the questions with what I thought was the wrong answer!

I got 10 right  , I'll get my coat Boat.

[Martin_1962]

A lot are stupid - where are the history ones?

[tigers_gonads]

I got 11/24 

Does that mean i'm going to be deported