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[Danny]

those lollipops aren't at all light, i would have hit her aswell

[miggy]

those lollipops aren't at all light, i would have hit her aswell

Tell me about it....thought i had been twa"ted with a brass band....

[Paulus]

those lollipops aren't at all light, i would have hit her aswell

Tell me about it....thought i had been twa"ted with a brass band....

She could have played a tune whilst beating you  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Cannot believe my rather luck.

Driving to work this morning at about 8.30, going past our local junior school and from a drive was a red Fiesta reversing into the road, the driver did not look, straight out into the road, i hits the brakes and gives him a toot.

He stops his car, gets out and starts to walk towards me, for breaks sake i thinks here we go, the bloke is about 6 foot....between the eyes . I am sat there now just got over my frozen shoulder but it was still a bit painful.

My drivers window is down, he leans in and grabs my collar shouting what is my problem...at that point my problem was my rather seat belt around my neck, do you think i could rather undo it...no, my arm is giving me a bit of Jip.......anyway i manages to remove the seat belt and get out the car....by now i am steaming and seeing red..there is a rather crowd gathering.......as i get out he throws one at me, cops me right in the rather jaw.........break that hurt.....i leaps on him...lands a few on him and sat on top of him telling him to calm down, next thing something hits me on the back...rather hell now that did hurt. looks up and its a 70 odd year old rather lolly pop woman who Tw"ts me with her lolly pop sign. she shouting get off him you bully, leave him alone. i am trying to tell her i am sitting on him to calm him down as he is like a raging bull........break that she thinks, and tw"ts me again on the head.........by now someone had called the police, they arrive, hand cuff me and this gorilla, we get taken to the local cop shop, we both have blood on our faces, mine is from a wopping gash on the head where the lolly pop woman hits me, we both gets a caution and they run me to the hospital..i have 10 rather stitches in my head and another breaked up shoulder.

The police then say do i wish to press charges on the 70 odd year old rather woman and the bloke, obviousley i did not and it was left at that. the bloke has apologised and that is that.

It was like something off a carry on film..........I gets to work at midday only to find i had left my rather lap top at home with all my work on it. i had a meeting at 12.30 and had to present from memory.. disaster of a day.

 

  

A they say trouble finds me lmao

So thats::
Windscreen Fitters
Gritters
Red Fiesta Drivers
and nearly a Lollipop woman

[smoothomega]

How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up  

[zippo]

10 stitches Pete,break thats going to hurt more in the morning . look after yourself.  

[miggy]

Cannot believe my rather luck.

Driving to work this morning at about 8.30, going past our local junior school and from a drive was a red Fiesta reversing into the road, the driver did not look, straight out into the road, i hits the brakes and gives him a toot.

He stops his car, gets out and starts to walk towards me, for breaks sake i thinks here we go, the bloke is about 6 foot....between the eyes . I am sat there now just got over my frozen shoulder but it was still a bit painful.

My drivers window is down, he leans in and grabs my collar shouting what is my problem...at that point my problem was my rather seat belt around my neck, do you think i could rather undo it...no, my arm is giving me a bit of Jip.......anyway i manages to remove the seat belt and get out the car....by now i am steaming and seeing red..there is a rather crowd gathering.......as i get out he throws one at me, cops me right in the rather jaw.........break that hurt.....i leaps on him...lands a few on him and sat on top of him telling him to calm down, next thing something hits me on the back...rather hell now that did hurt. looks up and its a 70 odd year old rather lolly pop woman who Tw"ts me with her lolly pop sign. she shouting get off him you bully, leave him alone. i am trying to tell her i am sitting on him to calm him down as he is like a raging bull........break that she thinks, and tw"ts me again on the head.........by now someone had called the police, they arrive, hand cuff me and this gorilla, we get taken to the local cop shop, we both have blood on our faces, mine is from a wopping gash on the head where the lolly pop woman hits me, we both gets a caution and they run me to the hospital..i have 10 rather stitches in my head and another breaked up shoulder.

The police then say do i wish to press charges on the 70 odd year old rather woman and the bloke, obviousley i did not and it was left at that. the bloke has apologised and that is that.

It was like something off a carry on film..........I gets to work at midday only to find i had left my rather lap top at home with all my work on it. i had a meeting at 12.30 and had to present from memory.. disaster of a day.

 

  

A they say trouble finds me lmao

So thats::
Windscreen Fitters
Gritters
Red Fiesta Drivers
and nearly a Lollipop woman

I never had any hassel with them...........live and let live......thats me.....unless i am breaked with........... But the old lolly pop woman sorted me out.

[smoothomega]

How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up  

Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red

[miggy]

How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up  

Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red

Too right...head is aching a bit

[Darth Loo-knee]

How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up  

Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red

Too right...head is aching a bit

With a head that size is bound too

[miggy]

How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up  

Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red

Too right...head is aching a bit

With a head that size is bound too

Listen elephant man.......dont start

[Darth Loo-knee]

How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up  

Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red

Too right...head is aching a bit

With a head that size is bound too

Listen elephant man.......dont start

I do have a big trunk.... how did you know???

[miggy]

How is the lollipop, you don't want a bill for repairing that, that will really f**k your day up  

Seriously, hope you are OK Pete, Bet you saw red

Too right...head is aching a bit

With a head that size is bound too

Listen elephant man.......dont start

I do have a big trunk.... how did you know???

Mickey MOOSE from Peckham told me

[Darth Loo-knee]

He is Jealous too....

They call him Peawee from Peckham you know

[zippo]

He is Jealous too....

They call him Peawee from Peckham you know

your on form tonight Daz