Cannot believe my rather luck.
Driving to work this morning at about 8.30, going past our local junior school and from a drive was a red Fiesta reversing into the road, the driver did not look, straight out into the road, i hits the brakes and gives him a toot.
He stops his car, gets out and starts to walk towards me, for breaks sake i thinks here we go, the bloke is about 6 foot....between the eyes 
. I am sat there now just got over my frozen shoulder but it was still a bit painful.
My drivers window is down, he leans in and grabs my collar shouting what is my problem...at that point my problem was my rather seat belt around my neck, do you think i could rather undo it...no, my arm is giving me a bit of Jip.......anyway i manages to remove the seat belt and get out the car....by now i am steaming and seeing red..there is a rather crowd gathering.......as i get out he throws one at me, cops me right in the rather jaw.........break that hurt.....i leaps on him...lands a few on him and sat on top of him telling him to calm down, next thing something hits me on the back...rather hell now that did hurt. looks up and its a 70 odd year old rather lolly pop woman who Tw"ts me with her lolly pop sign. she shouting get off him you bully, leave him alone. i am trying to tell her i am sitting on him to calm him down as he is like a raging bull........break that she thinks, and tw"ts me again on the head.........by now someone had called the police, they arrive, hand cuff me and this gorilla, we get taken to the local cop shop, we both have blood on our faces, mine is from a wopping gash on the head where the lolly pop woman hits me, we both gets a caution and they run me to the hospital..i have 10 rather stitches in my head and another breaked up shoulder.
The police then say do i wish to press charges on the 70 odd year old rather woman and the bloke, obviousley i did not and it was left at that. the bloke has apologised and that is that.
It was like something off a carry on film..........I gets to work at midday only to find i had left my rather lap top at home with all my work on it. i had a meeting at 12.30 and had to present from memory.. disaster of a day.
You should have pressed charges on that old s**t! She had no right to get involved in a dispute which did not concern her, never mind assaulting you.
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Getting lamped by a lollipop lady, man you must feel about two inches tall!
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Glad you also lamped that moron and sorry about your head.
If he came out of a driveway, at least you know where he lives. Fancy a few of us going round and paying him a visit?
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