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[ngrainqey]

lmfao! who needs a bag when you can turn the light off i wouldnt say no to having a go lmao...waggle the spoon in the fishpond a bit though lol!! mmm   lol

[ngrainqey]

She could get a job on 'Babe'station!! 

......in the 40+ section. Channel 916 if memory serves.....

96 from memory on freeview lol! p.s tunnie the legs are quite nice but cant comment on the arse as of yet lol!

[Amigo]

Can't see what's wrong with her body & 28 seems about right. It's a macho thing to say you would'nt but most would. I would. Why not? She looks like she'd show you a good time. Not the prettiest of girls....Golden Deciever) but a smile goes a long way. I don't frequent clubs anyway.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_vOQ-I0sUo

[aaronjb]

To prove that she can look pretty decent:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/editors-picks/2012/01/26/lisa-woodman-mum-banned-from-clubs-for-dressing-too-sexily-gets-elegant-makeover-from-the-mirror-115875-23720258/

But the last line of the article still made me chuckle..

[Andy B]

To prove that she can look pretty decent:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/editors-picks/2012/01/26/lisa-woodman-mum-banned-from-clubs-for-dressing-too-sexily-gets-elegant-makeover-from-the-mirror-115875-23720258/

But the last line of the article still made me chuckle..

Which bit? Both bits were amusing! 

As mum-of-four Lisa catches sight of her reflection in the window even she gasps in disbelief.

“Is that REALLY me?” she asks.

“I never thought I could look as good as this.”

To be honest, Lisa, neither did the rest of us.

This elegant lady in red is the same woman pictured earlier this week wearing what looked like a black plastic bin-liner held together with a couple of old bicycle chains

[aaronjb]

  That bit was a cracker, too..

I was referring to this bit, though:

“I look great,” she admits. “And I still feel sexy in this. Perhaps I could wear this to go clubbing occasionally.

“But next time I’m off to a club in Birmingham where I can wear my latest outfit – a white PVC mini skirt and matching bra.”

You can’t say we didn’t try.

[Rods2]

You can put anybody into a class, but you can't put the class into anybody. 

As Flavio Briatore of Renault F1 fame said: "Why chat up and have an ugly girlfriend, when it takes the same time and effort to have a beautiful one" 

[Dishevelled Den]

That bit was a cracker, too..

I was referring to this bit, though:

“I look great,” she admits. “And I still feel sexy in this. Perhaps I could wear this to go clubbing occasionally.

“But next time I’m off to a club in Birmingham where I can wear my latest outfit – a white PVC mini skirt and matching bra.”

You can’t say we didn’t try.

“But next time I’m off to a club in Birmingham where I can wear my latest outfit – a white PVC mini skirt and matching bra.”

That's music to this dirty old bastid's ears.

[aaronjb]

  Den.. I must admit, the idea of a trip to Birmingham did go through my mind..

[tigers_gonads]

Now't that a tight fitting jonny and a can of fabreeze wouldn't sort 

Good job swmbo can't work computers 

[paul.lovejoy]

a Birmingham on the cards soon then

[paul.lovejoy]

doh....add meet in there somewhere..meet as in meeting

[Dishevelled Den]

a Birmingham on the cards soon then

Go on - get in there my son.