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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #15 on: 10 July 2013, 13:56:12 »
House flies here. Big bastards, 6 inch wingspan.

Not really, but I was beginning to feel left out. ;D
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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #16 on: 10 July 2013, 14:11:22 »
Quote from: STEMO on 10 July 2013, 13:56:12
House flies here. Big bastards, 6 inch wingspan.

Not really, but I was beginning to feel left out. ;D
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Nah, we got spiders round 'ere that have them for breakfast, plus anything else flying around.  :)

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« Reply #17 on: 10 July 2013, 17:50:51 »
Quote from: STEMO on 10 July 2013, 13:56:12
House flies here. Big bastards, 6 inch wingspan.

Not really, but I was beginning to feel left out. ;D

Esta, such a sensitive sole. ;D
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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #18 on: 10 July 2013, 18:00:47 »
Quote from: bootie on 10 July 2013, 13:29:48
Marmite on toast every morning, failing that a vitamin B tablet..... summat in both that mossies don't like apparently, me, I love Marmite anyway and hardly get bitten over here, ants on the other hand!
Except it gives me gout  :-[

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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #19 on: 10 July 2013, 18:02:13 »
Gayboy, and neighbours with stagnant water? I know nothing's changed, but the recent hot weather could potentially have caused a load of eggs to hatch...
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« Reply #20 on: 10 July 2013, 18:04:48 »
Hmmm, where's my petrol powered flame thrower...?

(All garden machinery must be petrol powered btw :D )
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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #21 on: 10 July 2013, 18:37:41 »
I came back from the airfield in the Westfield last night in a fog of the 'stards. Most of them ended up on the windscreen. I noticed the wings were quite dirty with them when putting the gliders away too. The temperature has probably triggered them to hatch. Too bad for them that I emptied the water butt last weekend. ;D
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« Reply #22 on: 10 July 2013, 18:40:40 »
New batteries in the Tennis bat. Buuuuurn, burn them all.
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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #23 on: 10 July 2013, 18:41:30 »
Quote from: zirk on 10 July 2013, 14:11:22
Quote from: STEMO on 10 July 2013, 13:56:12
House flies here. Big bastards, 6 inch wingspan.

Not really, but I was beginning to feel left out. ;D
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Nah, we got spiders round 'ere that have them for breakfast, plus anything else flying around.  :)



Holy sh*t ,what the hell is that thing :o :o :o
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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #24 on: 10 July 2013, 18:50:27 »
A good trick to stop Mozzie bites itching is to put beer on them!  ;)  Something to do with the yeast I think, but it works!!  :y :y :y

The beer goes on the bites not the Mozzies!! Just thought I'd clarify as you lot are easily confused!!  :)
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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #25 on: 10 July 2013, 18:53:21 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 July 2013, 18:40:40
New batteries in the Tennis bat. Buuuuurn, burn them all.
Got the UV unit on. Last night, a fly just wouldn't explode, and just sizzled a smoked for ages. Jeez, did it stink. Mrs TB saw the smirk on my face, and called me a sadistic bastard...

I hate flies. Disgusting things.
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« Reply #26 on: 10 July 2013, 19:00:35 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 10 July 2013, 18:53:21
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 July 2013, 18:40:40
New batteries in the Tennis bat. Buuuuurn, burn them all.
Got the UV unit on. Last night, a fly just wouldn't explode, and just sizzled a smoked for ages. Jeez, did it stink. Mrs TB saw the smirk on my face, and called me a sadistic bastard...

I hate flies. Disgusting things.
Ooh I rekon the tennis bat is fairly close for a hand held mobile device. Sparks and sometimes flames. Depends on the length of the fuses legs. ;D

Needless to say, Daddy long legs are most satisfying dramatic. And stink.

We have a halogen up lighter in the lounge. Occasionally there's that smell, if they fly into it, and fry. Proof being a wisp of up lit smoke. Its a pleasent effect IMO. ;D
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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #27 on: 10 July 2013, 19:08:05 »
I'm constantly changing batteries in my bat. Actually, I think the bat may have suffered an ill judged swipe, I'll have to check  :-[
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chrisgixer

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« Reply #28 on: 10 July 2013, 19:20:13 »
It doesn't need a powerful swing, you'll snap the head off. ;D

Just a touch is all it needs. There's a strange satisfaction from a minimal effort death.  :y
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Re: Suddenly Mosquitos
« Reply #29 on: 10 July 2013, 19:22:50 »
impatience. I hate 'em
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