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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #30 on: 21 February 2012, 14:21:10 »
Quote from: PhilRich on 21 February 2012, 14:12:45
Why is it when you come on OOF, you spend at least half your time reading nonsense! ;D


Blame me   :y

I was very board and sober when I started this  ;D ;D
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #31 on: 21 February 2012, 19:56:56 »
Quote from: hotel21 on 21 February 2012, 00:16:07
Why does a fart smell.......   :-\

For the benefit of the deaf.
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #32 on: 21 February 2012, 20:28:59 »
Where do ugly women learn to drive? EVERY female learner I see is a honey
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« Reply #33 on: 21 February 2012, 20:41:08 »
Quote from: omegod on 21 February 2012, 20:28:59
Where do ugly women learn to drive? EVERY female learner I see is a honey

It gets like that when you're old. You'll be crashing from piping the schoolies next.
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #34 on: 21 February 2012, 21:01:39 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 21 February 2012, 20:41:08
Quote from: omegod on 21 February 2012, 20:28:59
Where do ugly women learn to drive? EVERY female learner I see is a honey

It gets like that when you're old. You'll be crashing from piping the schoolies next.

No worries there Ste, I video them instead ;D
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« Reply #35 on: 21 February 2012, 21:04:08 »
Quote from: Vamps on 21 February 2012, 00:11:21
Quote from: MaxV6 on 21 February 2012, 00:10:07
why not???

The Big C........

I would just like to point out that, like some other members of OOF, I have come out the other end. There are times though when I can not help but ponder the 'why me' question particularly in the way this has affected my lifestyle.......but continue to enjoy the years with friends and family that I could well have lost, Miss Vamps was quite young, and I may never have discovered OOF :y :y :y
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« Reply #36 on: 21 February 2012, 21:41:41 »
Quote from: OOMV6 on 21 February 2012, 13:03:24
Quote from: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:34:35
When you've lost something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Kinda obvious really. You ain't gonna carry on looking once you've found it. Therefore it will always be the last place you look, even if it is the first place too

It was meant to be subtle; I didn't want to state the obvious, it wouldn't work then :y
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #37 on: 21 February 2012, 22:43:28 »
Why is it that that item that you kept in your shed for years, because "that will come in for something" ::) is needed the day after you throw it out  >:(
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« Reply #38 on: 21 February 2012, 22:54:39 »
Quote from: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:34:35
When you've lost something, why is it always in the last place you look?




Because once you have found it you stop looking  :y
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« Reply #39 on: 21 February 2012, 22:55:23 »
Quote from: Tony H on 21 February 2012, 22:43:28
Why is it that that item that you kept in your shed for years, because "that will come in for something" ::) is needed the day after you throw it out  >:(

Been there done that, that is why I do not like to throw anything away, but I badly need a declutter... ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #40 on: 21 February 2012, 23:09:43 »
Why is it, when your stuck behind slow traffic in the bends, where you cant see anyway, nothing comes the other way for mile after mile. But as soon as there's a straight where you can see ahead far enough to over take, the only traffic to use that road all day chooses to arrive just at that precise moment.

There's a road round here with a slight kink in an otherwise perfectly straight bit of road. The kink is just tight enough to conceal the on coming lane to hide a single vehicle. Yep, you guessed it, there is ALWAYS a car hidden in there. ALWAYS. Rendering the whole straight stretch and over taking oppertunity useless.

Why.         Is.           That?         Hmm?
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #41 on: 22 February 2012, 00:43:22 »
why oh why do women have to move everything

why do they have to use the washing machine every day
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« Reply #42 on: 22 February 2012, 00:46:02 »
why do women sit so close to the steering wheel :o and how do they get in :o
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« Reply #43 on: 22 February 2012, 07:23:18 »
Where are missing the words we never say ?
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« Reply #44 on: 22 February 2012, 08:41:48 »
Where are the women everytime you see a report from Iran,Yemen,Egypt,Syria,Tunisia...................
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